Pro-cycling thread

Little one-two from Sky

Stannard EBH VanMarke

Stannard looks cooked though

Boonen EBH VanMarke, Stannard is yoyoing off the back already.

I want coke hoover Boonen to win everything forever

EBH will fall off.

I hope.

3/5 riders in the front are in my fantasy team.

Maybe 3/4.

Or not lol

high-five

boonen to win, announce retirement and purchase 25% of a small country's GDP in Columbia's finest

Paolini's got some free time. Maybe they can start a hobby farm.

#drugaddictionisaseriousissue

go sep!

think he's gone too early here, didn't manage 10 secs and it's coming down

Huge effort from Stannard.

Stannard and Boonen need to drop EBH, surely?

Sep's cooked

Damn who's the strongest now

Stannard to crash and take the entire leading group out. #sky

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I worry it's the random Orica who's being hiding at the back...

Hayman is a great cobbles rider though, Sky should have built their classics squad around him when they had him

Random?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Hayman

random Orica

lol

Fucking hate this commentary cunt who is trying to make every foreign word sound 'exotic' calling Peter, Pay-tar.

oh cool, he was 3rd at Omloop 5 years ago? he's a random.

Boonen would be smart to jump off the front before the chasers get them, if possible.

Sep wah you doingggg

Fucking hate this commentary cunt who is trying to make every foreign word sound 'exotic'

Never has a more English phrase been typed.