Pro-cycling thread

in a comedy over-emphasised French accent.

I reckon he actually thinks he's good at accents. It's painful.

Did lol tho.

Pedaleur de charme (sp?) is one of the weaker Telegraph cycling podcast moments.

I generally like what they do though.

sources are undecided on the right accent

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ASO bringing back Deutschland Tour.

(according to Twitter).

Classic lairy Bouhani

Bouhanni really having a hard time sprinting straight, again. Half bodychecking Matthews

I think he'll be relegated, no? edit: oh wait it's a French race

Even taking national bias into account, it's hard to see how he can get away with that one.

How many times does Kirby have to tell us that Bouhani is a boxer

And he can't, relegation for Bouhanni.

c'est la justice. Probably Matthews would've gotten past anyway

Rob Hatch innit?

Bloody hell.

What goes around comes around.

From the bird's eye

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Good video of the sprint here

Impressed they stayed upright. Bouhanni is going to get dog's abuse for that.

Is Eurosport not working for everyone else? Player seems to be fucked on PC, Xbox, and Android.

Wanted to catch up on what, looks to have been, a pretty blah day.

Not working on my iphone either. Was streaming like a beauty yesterday.

Orly? Hasn't worked properly on my Android player in ages. Screen freezes after 20 seconds (although audio continues).

Stupid Eurosport.

I find in browser it's uselss too - if you try and rewind it nearly always crashes within 5/10 minutes...

Good news: Marianne Vos will race again this weekend, for the first time in 10 months.

Hmmm, today's Paris-Neige finish probably isn't happening...

The commissaires need to halt the race now. Racing in conditions like that is what the extreme weather protocol was created to address.

Contador made picture of the day on the Grauniad yesterday http://www.theguardian.com/sport/picture/2016/mar/08/sport-picture-of-the-day-alberto-contador-paris-nice-cycling?CMP=share_btn_fb