Pro-cycling thread

I am sick of Brad's Chelmsford-upon-ASOS cokehead vibe. Orla should not be dragged down by association even when her outfit has a jour-sans

Just wait for Imlach’s collection of fine knitwear and harringtons. He will save us.

Brad looks like one of those blokes you sort of but not really know down the pub who, when someone tells you they're a "bit" facist you think "Hmm... makes sense". Like a poundland Proud Boy.

Ganna’s legs are huuuuge.

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I love this new pairing of Berny and Ganna. It’s quite sweet. They work very well together.

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Ganna seems to enjoy this bodyguard role after doing such a similar (more mentally it seemed at the last giro with Tao before the final time trial) but also loves ripping the race apart like yesterdays stage. I guess Ineos giving him the freedom for the Olympics only helps this more so.

Who wouldn't be in love with the reputation of the biggest dick in the peloton.

I thought that was his leg...

I love this new pairing of Eganny and Ganna.

Fixed.

Filipole ganna

I watched the Orla show for the first time this giro last night. Amazed at how well Kelly judges his entry into the bantz. I wish York would do some punditry.

Kelly is much better when Adam Blythe is there with Rob Hatch. I think Rob Hatch, like Kirby, can't get the best out of Kelly any more. Well, yes.

Two questions:

Will we ever see Rob Hatch on The Orla Show?

And why is Lloydy always in GCN merch?

Thank you for solving why Kelly has been way more fun recently. It’s like a Youtube video where an old grumpy dog is energised by the appearance of a young pup with no socks on.

My wife went looking for Rob Hatch’s Insta to find out where he’s reporting from and he’s on Mallorca and his whole account is in Spanish which is a little odd.

Fixed

Shurely "Ganna Eganny"

fine knitwear and harringtons

My look-book for the past few years to be fair.

Chelmsford-upon-ASOS cokehead vibe

Nailed it.

The last 12km of today’s stage really ramp up and climb almost 20 metres.

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In real life, Kelly is a proper piss taker, in a very understated, dry way.

Praying for crosswinds...

Some pretty serious injuries for De Marchi from that crash at the start of yesterday stage and on his birthday as well. When is Bernies birthday?

All those exciting roundabouts to go through..

There are jokes in Italy of German soldiers stuck in Ravenna since WWII because they couldn't figure out how to navigate the countless roundabouts

BBC weather says Verona has sunshine and 5mph breezes today. Please let them be wrong!