The Hour Record

Just when you thought Revolution couldn't get any duller.

Who pissed in your cornflakes?

#perfecthour? Not with Campag it's not. :P

I wouldn't worry, he's also riding Contis, so blinding performance all round.

Ha!

Aero testing the tyres will be important - you can get away with 15% higher rolling resistance if it saves you 1% total aero drag.

Cut the edges of the tread bands with pinking shears :-)

@dan is the new @RPM

insert rant about no sprint events here

It would be better if everything was sprinting. Thin people just aren't sexy.

I'm well sexy so I guess that rule is accurate so far.

Sure.

Can someone please explain me in a few words how this hour record thing works?

Ride around a track for an hour.

Go further than last guy/gal and you've set a new distance record.

Profit.

Guys and gals ride together? If you do it by 24 you win more?

Edit: 20:26pm

20:41pm, in the lead and a lots of fun

No, it's an individual event, with only a single rider on the track at one time.
There are separate mens and women's records.

20:50pm, so I'm doing good. Feeding time then, bowl of cornflakes and can of lager

20:55pm, back on the saddle, still in the lead winning like a sexy motherfucker

Ride around a track for an hour

plus the remainder of the lap you are on when the hour ends.

21:01pm, guts are not right, loo time

21:02pm, fuck the loo is out of order, then the bib shorts do the job

21:06pm, no one seems to notice anything, back on saddle cosy cosy

21:09pm, wind has dried all the fluids

21:11pm, I start to wonder what the purpose of this

21:13pm, now I remember why, I'm a sexy motherfucker that needs to prove things

21:14pm, forgot what is the thing to prove

21:14.30s pm, still trying to remember