Tour de France 2015

I've been here for five years but I don't think anybody knows me and I'm rubbish at everything

Except Minesweeper

Uran? Are you insane? With hardly any TT as well

#noclue

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Urán Urán actually, do you even South America?

The plan is to go touring in Chile and Argentina in about ten years time, so no chance.

That's actually impressive. Minesweeper is one of the few things that make me feel totally stressed out. That and birds inside buildings.

are there any outdoor screens this year ? somewhere to neck a beer in the sun and watch a stage or two

You have the most confusing posts ever. It's like a cryptic crossword clue.

Every bit a non-sequitur. Am I understanding this correctly?

You selected Uran in your squad because you've got no chance of your plan to go touring in Chile and Argentina in ten years coming to fruition?

I don't mean to be aggressive - I'm wondering if this is some forum meme I'm not getting.

You're well out of line man!

U bin fussballed

Joined.

Talansky
Van Garderen
Quintana
Bardet
Cavendish
Dowsett
Sepulveda
Gallopin
Degenkolb

In:

Froome
Hesjedal
Quintana
Ten Dam
Cavendish
Coppel
Dowsett
Gallopin
Rowe

Here's mine:

Nibali
Porte
Bardet
Martin
Cavendish
Gallopin
Dowsett
Stannard
Pinot

Right I'm going to make a predict:

Green: Kristoff
Polkas: Pinot
Yellow: Quintana
Spartacus to smash the 1st stage
OGE to win every stage that Cav doesn't
Valverde to stab Quintana in the back at some point, then apologise, then do it again
Froome develops a taste for cobbles, smashes the classics next year
At least 20 big crashes in the first week so 80% of the peloton look like they got into a fight with a cheese grater and lost
Lots of pictures of castles, tractors going around in circles and strategically placed hay bales in fields
Dutch corner declares war on Irish corner, millions die in the conflict

I am excite

Also joined:

Froome
Mollema
Quintana
Rolland
Degenkolb
Scarponi
Hansen
Voekler
Roy

Unlikely... but does anyone know a cafe/ bar in Rome that will show the tour?

Just catching up, there is a separate Fantasy Cycling topic http://www.lfgss.com/conversations/185979/?offset=400#comment12370007 which is Velogames based. Now links to @croft league instead of the one i'd set up.

I joined both. I think. You can do that, right?

Yeah, I'm in both too now.

Is it worth starting a thread to discuss the Tour in?

So has there been any interesting tour-related news lately?

I don't know, that's why I came here, to find out. I heard somewhere that tour de france fantasy league is very popular this year.

Geraint Thomas' stage by stage guide.

Can we have a sweepstake on how many times Kirby mentions Sean Kelly winning a cow? Winner gets something NJSie. We need someone dedicated to watch the live feeds and tot it up