ELF - First Videos

It's not supposed to be a comedy

i thought they had grown up to make "adult" movies

We do rides every tuesday (except one). One of them is pretty much just a social where people can meet new people have a chat and ride to some nice places at a slow pace. Very similar to LFGSS's St.Paul's ride. The other two Tuesday's we do Regent's laps. Again different people do it a different pace but everyone tries to push themselves and go a little faster each time. Whether you do it in jeans or not, up to you (sorry no pubs on this one either). An of course we had guys doing Dunwich Dynamo, Box Hill basically just trying to enjoy other events as well. Basically ride and enjoy.

otaku gonna otakugate

Sir,

You seem like a decent enough chap and I'm sure your club and your rides are fun, friendly and enjoyable events.

However, deliberately cutting up pedestrians is a really fucking shitty and nasty thing to do, and then filming it and putting it on the internet and expecting praise for it is fucking out of order.

I'm sure you would think that someone in a car deliberately cutting up a group of cyclists is a right cunt, and I bet you would think if they filmed and put it on the internet celebrating this and as part of advertising their club, you would think that they were not just a right cunt, but a serious, staggering Tyrannacuntus Cunt, and that anyone part of their club was quite probably a massive shitparty themselves.

Do you see?

Communicator gonna communicate

^^ could not be said better; I know you guys are young and stupid but this is equivalent of the ducati guy posting this:
UK Ducati rider hits cyclists, blames him, lies, then uploads video. - YouTube

Please stop riding like cunts.

Disclaimer: I have nothing against being young and stupid or riding brakeles or fixed or anything like that just dont put someone else in risk.

This

Sir,

You seem like a decent enough chap and I'm sure your club and your rides are fun, friendly and enjoyable events.

However, deliberately cutting up pedestrians is a really fucking shitty and nasty thing to do, and then filming it and putting it on the internet and expecting praise for it is fucking out of order.

I'm sure you would think that someone in a car deliberately cutting up a group of cyclists is a right cunt, and I bet you would think if they filmed and put it on the internet celebrating this and as part of advertising their club, you would think that they were not just a right cunt, but a serious, staggering Tyrannacuntus Cunt, and that anyone part of their club was quite probably a massive shitparty themselves.

Do you see?

But I am sure one of the apologists will be along soon to say there is nothing wrong in the videos.

I like to cycle with my eyes closed for as long as possible 12/13 seconds is my high score.
Uphill doesn't count.

Do that while also holding your breath.

MAD rush.

Srsly.

Hahahaha

Genuinely thought ELF is something to do with EDL.

Fixie nazis?

English League of Fixie.

English League of Fixie.

If they are part of a league it would explain why they have a team.

Sir,

You seem like a decent enough chap and I'm sure your club and your rides are fun, friendly and enjoyable events.

However, deliberately cutting up pedestrians is a really fucking shitty and nasty thing to do, and then filming it and putting it on the internet and expecting praise for it is fucking out of order.

I'm sure you would think that someone in a car deliberately cutting up a group of cyclists is a right cunt, and I bet you would think if they filmed and put it on the internet celebrating this and as part of advertising their club, you would think that they were not just a right cunt, but a serious, staggering Tyrannacuntus Cunt, and that anyone part of their club was quite probably a massive shitparty themselves.

Do you see?

We post here because it is an open community. People can hate it, praise it, not care at all. We are not after anything in particular. You've got 40000 members and everyone has a different view. The amount of different threads from advocating safety, going out for drinks, wearing jeans or lycra, weather to jump red lights or not to looking up to guys from Mash SF and other crews. And comparing someone who deliberately knocks someone off to riding around someone is rather extreme.

Terminators gonna terminate

^^hole diggers gonna excavate

We post here because it is an open community. People can hate it, praise it, not care at all. We are not after anything in particular. You've got 40000 members and everyone has a different view. The amount of different threads from advocating safety, going out for drinks, wearing jeans or lycra, weather to jump red lights or not to looking up to guys from Mash SF and other crews. And comparing someone who deliberately knocks someone off to riding around someone is rather extreme.

so where does it say if we should RLJ if it is inclement?

so where does it say if we should RLJ if it is inclement?

I, personally, only RLJ when it is exceedingly clement.*

*And there are no kids around because I am in Jermany**
**J/K I don't RLJ at all but I do fail to yield right of way when cars are coming from the right because I still can't get my mind around the German right of way rules. I should film myself doing that.

We can post here because it is an open forum. People can hate it, praise it, not care at all. We are not after anything in particular but will complain if it isn't praise. The forum has 40000 members and everyone has a different view. If I search deep enough someone will have posted that they agree with me due to the sheer volume of content. And comparing someone who deliberately knocks someone off riding too close to riding around someone too close is rather extreme as they wouldn't be knocked off just knocked over and have similar injuries.

Fixed.

I, personally, only RLJ when it is exceedingly clement.*

*And there are no kids around because I am in Jermany**
**J/K I don't RLJ at all but I do fail to yield right of way when cars are coming from the right because I still can't get my mind around the German right of way rules. I should film myself doing that.

this

Reason to jump red lights:
No-one around to see
Too Drunk
A bit Tired
Slightly Late
Fixie Skidda Alleycat points
For the Lulz
Hill Start
Being a badass
Out of embarrassment
You're just about to get a Strava KOM
Trying to copy the person trackstanding and failing badly
Colourblind
Need a poo
Cannot trackstand
Looks like a bad crowd in the ASL
Tax Reasons
Ped pushed crossing button when there wasn't a cyclist/vehicle within sight
You are turning left (because you can do this in the US of freakin' A so it must be OK)
You have a flamethrower strapped to your bike which is legal in the US and you can torch anything that gets in your way
Everyone else is doing it
You really need that poo
You did a poo
The light isn't particularly tall, about waist height, and you fancy the athletic challenge.
Touching cloth.
Because existential crisis
need to get a ticket
You're feeling a bit frisky and the light is red hawt.
Dodgy knee
Riding braeklzz, can't stop don't want to
Because you're just more important than those light-stoppers.
Trying to even things up since London's infrastructure mainly serves cars.
anarchist
You need to get to your destination so that you can FIX THE FICKING LIST.
Too busy fixing lists to look for red lights
It's 2am, I triple checked, there's fuck all coming and I don't have a number plate
Your mum.
Solipsism
You stopped in front of everyone waiting in the ASL and suddenly feel really self conscious.
Simon says.
Daryll from down the road and a bunch of other kids did it first.
It's sex night

its sex night lul

Copulators gonna copulate.

flatulaters gonna flatulate

Combobulators gonna combobulate