ELF - First Videos

i've done better skids in my underwear

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I didn't see no Elves, why you no haz elves?

Seems pretty authentic, what's the problem?

Eastlondonfixed has two friends, one of which is chickenleaverpuller.

Can't wait for Mattie's video to be posted, will he be lip syncing to hip hop like his other classic promo clip?

Is charlesreza Charles Nicholson?

I don't know but I'm not sure he has considered cycle training.

Or what would have happened at 37 seconds if the van driver had opened his or her door without looking.

Needs more blocboi fame sound tracks imo.

Seems pretty authentic, what's the problem?

Too many levels of irony. I'm too old for this shit.

I don't know but I'm not sure he has considered cycle training.

Or what would have happened at 37 seconds if the van driver had opened his or her door without looking.

A better video would have been edited?

That's some fine detective work dancing james

Mattie isn't on the team but is a friend of ours...so you need not hold your breath for a video

haters gonna hate :)

Fixed4lyf

BATMANE - SWERVE - YouTube

haters gonna hate :)

Eejits gonna eejit.

Didn't you guys know that the domain FIIXXY.com was for sale before you made these?

I can sell it to you for £13,000

EMF - Unbelievable (video oficial) - YouTube

Boo hiss, I thought this thread was called 'KLF - First Videos'. Now I'm disappointed. :)

haters gonna hate :)

haters gonna hate
poseurs gonna pose
nascent fixie skidders gonna make unintentionally ironic videos

I am pretty sure I read on rap genius that is the way the lyrics go.

^^ More on the subject of 'showing your age' (thread passim). :)

Don't care if a van door opens on you, you deliberately swerve near me when I'm crossing the road I'll shit in your twatty flat cap.

'baters gonna 'bate

I do hope they sort out team kit soon, so you can spot the twats a mile off.

fellators gonna fellate

baiters gonna bait

Fixed. But good.

ill ride fixie for life i dont even care

Fixed. But good.

irritants gonna irritate