The word 'belm'

If an infant is saying 'nigger' because they thinks it sounds like pep-pep's lawnmower you're not going to call supernanny cause your kid is a racist.

i reckon some here would.

is it a sword in Baldur's Gate?
http://baldursgate.wikia.com/wiki/Belm

a design company in the USA?
http://www.belmdesigns.com/company.asp

or a picturesque town in Saxony?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belm
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Belm/@52.3304499,8.1507566,12z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x47b9fb2e0e143013:0x428d1f66b7aaf64d

Ssssshhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt yeah.

I drive right past them german belms on holiday in September. Going to Nuremberg "the favourite city" and then wolfsburg "the peoples car city" and then belm "belm belm belm". My holiday snaps will be fucking awesome.

^^ That's not in Saxony (Sachsen), but in (Lower Saxony) Niedersachsen. Completely different places despite the similarity in name.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Sugfo3EZoFQ/TcnblB5YzHI/AAAAAAAABz0/Pw6yB7dRY-Q/s1600/Map-of-Germany-Country%25284%2529.gif

go directly to belmarsh, do not pass go, do not collect 200 marks

^^ That's not in Saxony (Sachsen), but in (Lower Saxony) Niedersachsen. Completely different places despite the similarity in name.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Sugfo3EZoFQ/TcnblB5YzHI/AAAAAAAABz0/Pw6yB7dRY-Q/s1600/Map-of-Germany-Country%25284%2529.gif

But what do we call the people of Belm?

a) German Belms(my original choice)
b) Belmenians/Belmonians/Belmesians/Belmanians(as logical as artisans for artists, we can just take any language at random and use that)
c) Belm Dwellers/Enhabitants(doesn't even sound bad?)
d) Belmsfolk(since thinking of this word I just think it should be used)
e) other

I like Belm dweller.

As an insult, not in reference to the people of Belm.

You would say that, belmloaf.

I would go for e) Belmers like you would say Dortmunder or Kolners.

Belmensch maybe?

Who actually gives a shit?

The etymology of German town naming is vaguely interesting, nein?

I'm definitely an aspiring Belmer-looks like a lovely part of the world to live in.

Belmlord

belmforce-five

David Bellmamy

It's good this isn't it, even though we're basically listing chocolate bars

no, you're a chocolate bar.

Have a belm, have a KitKat.

The belms! The belms!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3KW_Y8JnLYA/UicvU0QfBMI/AAAAAAAAN9U/ojhLeJLdobc/s1600/Munir's+WDAS+Retrospective+-+Hunchback.jpg

So, am I dreaming or has jeez declined to return after his 7 day ban?

Praise belm!

No, he returned to neg a few people as far as i understand, although mercifully he's refrained for adding any more threads to demonstrate his sincere and profound dedication to equal opportunities and combatting discrimination ON THE INTERNET which is, of course, the locus for all the most challenging issues of our time.

I mean, where would Martin Luther have gotten without his gifts for twitter, facebook, and back in the day, MySpace?

Tommy Wiseau , there, starring in 'The Belm'.

He is uberbelmlord™©®