Quotes from The Simpsons

It's Mr McGregg
With a leg for an arm
and a arm for a leg

• Dr Nick
  

you don't make friends with salad!

• homer, bart and marge to Lisa..
  

Inflammable means flammable? What a country!

you don't make friends with salad!

I sing this on a regular basis. Normally whilst making salad.

The Frogurt is also cursed.

I use these daily to help ease the pain..
Hi, everybody! (Nick voice, obvs)
Argh my eyes zeez googles do nothing
Your fingers are too fat for this keypad
SMRT, SMRT, I am so smart

Sex Cauldron?! I thought they shut that place down!

"Where's the any key?"

I call the big one Bitey

Mr Burns, said poisonously to Smithers: "We know what you think!"

LOOLOLOLOL

In response to "I don't think women and seamen mix".

It's just a little airborne! It's still good, it's still good!

"Unleash the hounds" is another common one.

Dental Plan
Lisa Needs Braces
Dental Plan
Lisa Needs Braces
Dental Plan
Lisa Needs Braces
Dental Plan
Lisa Needs Braces

Reminded me of..

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore
No
Will you take us to Mount Splashmore
No
Will you take us to Mount Splashmore
No
Will you take us to Mount Splashmore
No
Will you take us to Mount Splashmore
No
Will you take us to Mount Splashmore
No
Will you take us to Mount Splashmore
...

"I like to keep a lolipop there"

"I hear chopping but I don't hear digging."

"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."

"Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman."

'I gave my love a chicken and it had no bones. Mmmm chicken'

Homer, on your way out if you want to kill somebody it would help me a lot

Louie: Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead.
Tony: No, what I said was: "He sleeps with the fishes". You see...

"First you didn't want me to get that pony, now you want me to take it back - make up your mind!!"

Super-Nintendo Chalmers.

"Judging by his outlandish attire he's some sort of free thinking anarchist!"

"I'll call security Sir."

(Bonus points if you know the song that featured this quote at the start, also from memory).

"you just ruined a perfectly good jacket"

"correction - two perfectly good jackets"

"I had a hat!"