Quotes from The Simpsons

Does anyone else know a stupid amount of Simpson's quotes? Not sure why but I've memorised pretty much every episode seasons 3-12..

Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you!!
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
Marge: It's not Batman!

No googling, people..

"put me back on my bike"

^ and ^^ repped

Argh I know too many but they're all randomly remembered, I can't just think of them.

"put your pants back on"

"up until now, I was with you, even the beast on beast combat had potential"

"my sports goggles!"

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?

stupid sexy Flanders

I need something cutting edge, like cutco, edgecom, or interslice..

I was elected to lead, not to read!

Hutz: This could be the case to rebuild my shattered career! Care to join me a belt of scotch?
Marge: Mr Hutz, it's nine in the morning!
Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.

"Not guilty."

Mendoza!!!!

"D'oh!"

eat my shorts
aye carramba

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..."

"Don't have a cow, man."

#ogsimpsons

Bart: Take him away, boys.
Wiggum: Hey I'm the chief, here! Bake him away, toys.
Lou: What did you say, chief?
Wiggum: Do what the kid said.

"Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Looking out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a paddlin."

Flanders: "Are you cycling two abreast?"

Homer: "I wish! We're cycling to a lake".

Simpson, Homer Simpson,
He's the greatest guy in his-tor-y.
From the, town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut tree!

screams

Homer: "How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

Marge: "That's because you were drunk!"

Homer: "and how"

Just close the deal Gil

Homer: No beer and no TV make Homer something something.
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: DONT MIND IF I DO!

''you're all gonna die in a pointless war'' grandpa simpson

Grandpa Simpson:

"I fell 8,000 feet on to a pile of jagged rocks. Of course folks were tougher in those days. I was jitterbuggin' that very night."

Marge: "Whats that billowing down the stairs?! It's smoke!"
Lisa: "It smells like the art teacher's office."

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

"I'm happy and angry" - Ralph