2014-05-25 Cock Ride

25 CockSpurt_killa

Proper lol'd.

If you're all going to keep complaining about the balls/cock ratio I could lengthen the shaft and reduce the size of the balls a little:

Why is there no point A? This is a low down, dirty, good for nothing cock without one. All knobs worth the name have an A on them, for orientation reasons and as means to starting conversations when one man can wonder no longer where another has chosen to inscribe his. Put an A on this dick.

it's under point F, clearly this choice of display shows that google believes where you end up to be more important than where you set out from

the B's in the right place

1. shinkuu cock
   
2. Dong
   
3. dick - i
   
4. PoonTan(g)
   
5. Hoe
   
6. spotted dick
   
7. ХУЙ
   
8. καυλί
   
9. Cazakstain
   
10. BlueQuim
    
11. Well Hung
    
12. Temporary erectile dysfunction
    
13. privatespatterschlong
    
14. Bellra
    
15. Alschmeckel
    
16. Itisaboutthecock
    
17. Hairnetpric
    
18. Phallandro
    
19. Willy Ben
    
20. Bonyme
    
21. Marcock
    
22. ian (cocker)
    
23. jadickass
    
24. Pork her
    
25. CockSpurt_killa
    
26. Antidicks
    
27. vujayjay
    

B is also the start of the Gooch.

everyone has to do a skid.

1. shinkuu cock
   
2. Dong
   
3. dick - i
   
4. PoonTan(g)
   
5. Hoe
   
6. spotted dick
   
7. ХУЙ
   
8. καυλί
   
9. Cazakstain
   
10. BlueQuim
    
11. Well Hung
    
12. Temporary erectile dysfunction
    
13. privatespatterschlong
    
14. Bellra
    
15. Alschmeckel
    
16. Itisaboutthecock
    
17. Hairnetpric
    
18. Phallandro
    
19. Willy Ben
    
20. Bonyme
    
21. Marcock
    
22. ian (cocker)
    
23. jadickass
    
24. Pork her
    
25. CockSpurt_killa
    
26. Antidicks
    
27. vujayjay
    
28. Donkeyshlong
    

looks like it's going to be another sausage fest.

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1. shinkuu cock
   
2. Dong
   
3. dick - i
   
4. PoonTan(g)
   
5. Hoe
   
6. spotted dick
   
7. ХУЙ
   
8. καυλί
   
9. Cazakstain
   
10. BlueQuim
    
11. Well Hung
    
12. Temporary erectile dysfunction
    
13. privatespatterschlong
    
14. Bellra
    
15. Alschmeckel
    
16. Itisaboutthecock
    
17. Hairnetpric
    
18. Phallandro
    
19. Willy Ben
    
20. Bonyme
    
21. Marcock
    
22. ian (cocker)
    
23. jadickass
    
24. Pork her
    
25. CockSpurt_killa
    
26. Antidicks
    
27. vujayjay
    
28. Donkeyshlong
    
29. Wifetoy1988
    

like a good catholic i might have to withdraw early from this ride

Actual lol.

looks like it's going to be another sausage fest.

Too true.

Q - Dress code for this ride?

A - Le Coq Sportif

Rapha, surely.

1. shinkuu cock
   
2. Dong
   
3. dick - i
   
4. PoonTan(g)
   
5. Hoe
   
6. spotted dick
   
7. ХУЙ
   
8. καυλί
   
9. Cazakstain
   
10. BlueQuim
    
11. Well Hung
    
12. Temporary erectile dysfunction
    
13. privatespatterschlong
    
14. Bellra
    
15. Alschmeckel
    
16. Itisaboutthecock
    
17. Hairnetpric
    
18. Phallandro
    
19. Willy Ben
    
20. Bonyme
    
21. Marcock
    
22. ian (cocker)
    
23. jadickass
    
24. Pork her
    
25. CockSpurt_killa
    
26. Antidicks
    
27. vujayjay
    
28. Donkeyshlong
    
29. Wifetoy1988
    
30. Telecock1608
    

is there a reason the cock is pointing at Brixton?

Oh, I thought it was pointing at The Cut...

Q - Dress code for this ride?

A - Le Coq Sportif

But does everyone have to wear a helmet?

If you don't have a helmet you should definitely have a bell.

But does everyone have to wear a helmet?

Protection innit?

i have an alternative if you'd like to add miles (and detail):

http://www.lfgss.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=82798&stc=1&d=1397123782
Total Distance: 37.8 mi

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obv the olympic park is the bellend

Haaaaa, some lovely details on that. Well done.

Love the idea of riding half way down a street turning around and riding back up it again just to create a stubbly pube.

thanks man, the foreskin folds are my favourite bit.

Yep, noticed those too.

I am in... yes I am in....really I am.....