2014-05-25 Cock Ride

Loving this. Can't make it unfortunately, but did Shinkuu have anything to do with the Velopark track design?

(scrote44)

1. shinkuu cock
   
2. Dong
   
3. dick - i
   
4. PoonTan(g)
   
5. Hoe
   
6. spotted dick
   
7. ХУЙ
   
8. καυλί
   
9. Cazakstain
   
10. BlueQuim
    
11. Well Hung Well Chump
    
12. Temporary erectile dysfunction
    
13. privatespatterschlong
    
14. Bellra
    
15. Alschmeckel
    
16. Itisaboutthecock
    
17. Hairnetpric
    
18. Phallandro
    
19. Willy Ben
    
20. Bonyme
    
21. Marcock
    
22. ian (cocker)
    
23. jadickass
    
24. Pork her
    
25. CockSpurt_killa
    
26. Antidicks
    
27. vujayjay
    
28. Donkeyshlong
    
29. Wifetoy1988
    
30. Telecock1608
    
31. Melsballs
    
32. Jizcum
    
33. Hosey
    
34. sexpanther
    
35. HairyBits
    
36. Woah C**ts
    
37. TomvanBellend
    
38. Soapyballs30
    
39. Spunkdagola
    39.AE69
    
40. SluttieMeat
    
41. middleofnobwhere
    
42. Scroote
    

in
out
in
out
in
out

so undecided whether i want to do this ride now

i was waiting at midday on cock lane last saturday
i think i came a bit early
it's next saturday right ?

in
out
in
out
in
out

so undecided whether i want to do this ride now

i was waiting at midday on cock lane last saturday
i think i came a bit early
it's next saturday right ?

May 25th.

Sounds like you had a right cock up with the dates.

What's 6 inches long and hard?

My pen is.

http://action.space4cycling.org/data/borough/61

Forgot to ask, is this a hop-on hop-off ride?

Are you saying you're going to finish prematurely?

Are you saying you're going to finish prematurely?

I think they are saying they can take the cock but not the balls too, not all in one ride.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhN93rFZuJs

My excitement for this is rising

1. shinkuu cock
   
2. Dong
   
3. dick - i
   
4. PoonTan(g)
   
5. Hoe
   
6. spotted dick
   
7. ХУЙ
   
8. καυλί
   
9. Cazakstain
   
10. BlueQuim
    
11. Well Hung Well Chump
    
12. Temporary erectile dysfunction
    
13. privatespatterschlong
    
14. Bellra
    
15. Alschmeckel
    
16. Itisaboutthecock
    
17. Hairnetpric
    
18. Phallandro
    
19. Willy Ben
    
20. Bonyme
    
21. Marcock
    
22. ian (cocker)
    
23. jadickass
    
24. Pork her
    
25. CockSpurt_killa
    
26. Antidicks
    
27. vujayjay
    
28. Donkeyshlong
    
29. Wifetoy1988
    
30. Telecock1608
    
31. Melsballs
    
32. Jizcum
    
33. Hosey
    
34. sexpanther
    
35. HairyBits
    
36. Woah C**ts
    
37. TomvanBellend
    
38. Soapyballs30
    
39. Spunkdagola
    39.AE69
    
40. SluttieMeat
    
41. middleofnobwhere
    
42. Scroote
    
43. Bonehedge
    

1. shinkuu cock
   
2. Dong
   
3. dick - i
   
4. PoonTan(g)
   
5. Hoe
   
6. spotted dick
   
7. ХУЙ
   
8. καυλί
   
9. Cazakstain
   
10. BlueQuim
    
11. Well Hung Well Chump
    
12. Temporary erectile dysfunction
    
13. privatespatterschlong
    
14. Bellra
    
15. Alschmeckel
    
16. Itisaboutthecock
    
17. Hairnetpric
    
18. Phallandro
    
19. Willy Ben
    
20. Bonyme
    
21. Marcock
    
22. ian (cocker)
    
23. jadickass
    
24. Pork her
    
25. CockSpurt_killa
    
26. Antidicks
    
27. vujayjay
    
28. Donkeyshlong
    
29. Wifetoy1988
    
30. Telecock1608
    
31. Melsballs
    
32. Jizcum
    
33. Hosey
    
34. sexpanther
    
35. HairyBits
    
36. Woah C**ts
    
37. TomvanBellend
    
38. Soapyballs30
    
39. Spunkdagola
    39.AE69
    
40. SluttieMeat
    
41. middleofnobwhere
    
42. Scroote
    
43. Bonehedge
    
44. willy_unchained
    

Well the mighty O's made it to Wembley and I managed to bag a ticket. Unfortunately that means I'm not going to be able to come on the ride.

1. shinkuu cock
   
2. Dong
   
3. dick - i
   
4. PoonTan(g)
   
5. Hoe
   
6. spotted dick
   
7. ХУЙ
   
8. καυλί
   
9. Cazakstain
   
10. BlueQuim
    
11. Well Hung Well Chump
    
12. Temporary erectile dysfunction
    
13. privatespatterschlong
    
14. Bellra
    
15. Alschmeckel
    
16. Itisaboutthecock
    
17. Hairnetpric
    
18. Phallandro
    
19. Willy Ben
    
20. Bonyme
    
21. 
    
22. ian (cocker)
    
23. jadickass
    
24. Pork her
    
25. CockSpurt_killa
    
26. Antidicks
    
27. vujayjay
    
28. Donkeyshlong
    
29. Wifetoy1988
    
30. Telecock1608
    
31. Melsballs
    
32. Jizcum
    
33. Hosey
    
34. sexpanther
    
35. HairyBits
    
36. Woah C**ts
    
37. TomvanBellend
    
38. Soapyballs30
    
39. Spunkdagola
    39.AE69
    
40. SluttieMeat
    
41. middleofnobwhere
    
42. Scroote
    
43. Bonehedge
    
44. willy_unchained
    

I had a similar but much less funny idea a while back: http://www.lfgss.com/thread99224.html

Will come along if I'm free. Just to see what comments I get on Strava...

May not be able to make this...

My disappointment is, well, flaccid.

Don't worry, it happens to everyone, or at least so I'm told.

Don't worry, it happens to everyone

why don't you go over to the Whisky appreciation thread and ask there?

Out. Going to Manchester to watch NIN. Tunes of my youth!

Nooo Caz, I might be on the new tecnos for this!

Oh no, new bike ridez! We will have to arrange something else!

I'm seeing them in London on the Friday! Woo NIN

Im all greased up an ready for a ride.

what will south landan's response be?

1 lap of E&C roundabout?

Giant sperm ride.