Hoke's L96

The seatpost is a little long and needs to trimmed

Scary...
Like my grandfather used to say: "I don't understand! It's the third time I cut and it's still too short!"

This isn't a sitcom! ;)

Also you better have some nice French cafe we are going to ride/walk to!

Cazakstan - Bike is built, on the maiden voyage Ho realises the saddle is angled wrong and gets off to adjust it. Rounds a seatmast bolt.
Andyp - HoKe rides it, doesn't like the lack of vertical compliance, sells it for a song.
BN - Ho finally gets to race the bike at Herne Hill. Unfortunately, it's in a cyclocross race..
853superfly - Hoke rides it decides to slave it with risers for ultimate Tarck Beik, never races it.
upsidedown - Hoke cuts the seatmast too short
Haveo - CRACK
danslecarton - seatmast cracks, ends up buying a Pre Cursa

@danslecarton - seatmast cracks, ends up buying Dolan

I could help there, may have a 56 FXE with headset and matching seatpost, Hoke has second dibs by proxy now :)

Not sure if it is a win so much as not coming last in a race with two people.

Cazakstan - Bike is built, on the maiden voyage Ho realises the saddle is angled wrong and gets off to adjust it. Rounds a seatmast bolt.
Andyp - HoKe rides it, doesn't like the lack of vertical compliance, sells it for a song.
BN - Ho finally gets to race the bike at Herne Hill. Unfortunately, it's in a cyclocross race..
853superfly - Hoke rides it decides to slave it with risers for ultimate Tarck Beik, never races it.
upsidedown - Hoke cuts the seatmast too short
Haveo - CRACK
danslecarton - seatmast cracks, ends up buying a Pre Cursa
PhilDAS - first ride on the track and a young lad fresh out of accreditation crashes into Ho and writes off the L96

I'm still going to count it nevertheless, probably the only thing I'm going to win this year anyways.

Cazakstan - Bike is built, on the maiden voyage Ho realises the saddle is angled wrong and gets off to adjust it. Rounds a seatmast bolt.
Andyp - HoKe rides it, doesn't like the lack of vertical compliance, sells it for a song.
BN - Ho finally gets to race the bike at Herne Hill. Unfortunately, it's in a cyclocross race..
853superfly - Hoke rides it decides to slave it with risers for ultimate Tarck Beik, never races it.
upsidedown - Hoke cuts the seatmast too short
Haveo - CRACK
danslecarton - seatmast cracks, ends up buying a Pre Cursa
PhilDAS - first ride on the track and a young lad fresh out of accreditation crashes into Ho and writes off the L96
Hoke- bike is built and he rides off in the sunset and lives happily ever after. (Wishful thinking)

https://giphy.com/embed/9BVpPmPmvH35C

Hoke- bike is built and he rides off in the sunset and lives happily ever after. (Wishful thinking)

I thought you weren't riding it outside?

∆ serious question, is it insured @HoKe? Never had anything insured that wasn't legally required but feel this may be an exception!

Very good point @jambon. Sometimes contents insurance covers bikes up to £1000 but I think the L96 might breach the threshold ;) Might be worth ringing your insurance company @HoKe and itemising as a standalone item. In the event of an Act of God the deductible will sting but will be worth the coverage.

"So your name is HoKe and you want to insure a bike...?"

Cazakstan - Bike is built, on the maiden voyage Ho realises the saddle is angled wrong and gets off to adjust it. Rounds a seatmast bolt.
Andyp - HoKe rides it, doesn't like the lack of vertical compliance, sells it for a song.
BN - Ho finally gets to race the bike at Herne Hill. Unfortunately, it's in a cyclocross race..
853superfly - Hoke rides it decides to slave it with risers for ultimate Tarck Beik, never races it.
upsidedown - Hoke cuts the seatmast too short
Haveo - CRACK
danslecarton - seatmast cracks, ends up buying a Pre Cursa
PhilDAS - first ride on the track and a young lad fresh out of accreditation crashes into Ho and writes off the L96
Hoke- bike is built and he rides off in the sunset and lives happily ever after. (Wishful thinking)
Acliff - Bike is flawless, Hoke has an epiphany that his time as a #buyer is over. Sells all belongings on Facebay and buys a beater Fixie to start the cycle again

Cazakstan - Bike is built, on the maiden voyage Ho realises the saddle is angled wrong and gets off to adjust it. Rounds a seatmast bolt.
Andyp - HoKe rides it, doesn't like the lack of vertical compliance, sells it for a song.
BN - Ho finally gets to race the bike at Herne Hill. Unfortunately, it's in a cyclocross race..
853superfly - Hoke rides it decides to slave it with risers for ultimate Tarck Beik, never races it.
upsidedown - Hoke cuts the seatmast too short
Haveo - CRACK
danslecarton - seatmast cracks, ends up buying a Pre Cursa
PhilDAS - first ride on the track and a young lad fresh out of accreditation crashes into Ho and writes off the L96
Hoke- bike is built and he rides off in the sunset and lives happily ever after. (Wishful thinking)
Acliff - Bike is flawless, Hoke has an epiphany that his time as a #buyer is over. Sells all belongings on Facebay and buys a beater Fixie to start the cycle again
Miitch - An obscure look-specific part of the headset cracks and the whole process begins over again

deleted, must pay more attention as Cazakstan had already mentioned the bolt

A truly great gif

'alain' bolt

quoted for prosperity

Also you better have some nice French cafe we are going to ride/walk to!

Yes I got this...
Need to find time of the baby though...

I'm currently with yellow jersey and next month is my renewal period, I'll phone them up and see if I can add another bike and see how this will affect my premium.

I can guess.
💸💸💸

Only to and from the track.

Glad this shambles has finally been sorted for you mate, although this thread was pretty funny.

No fixie crits?