Cool Stories Bro

Seriously Savage. How true is this and have you not spoken of it more broadly before? We're your 'searchers' police? I thought his body was discovered by a couple?

Absolutely all true. Two civilian search and rescue people (male and female and not a 'couple') and a dog called Brock. I'll talk about anything as I'm retiring on the New Year's Eve so I don't care anymore.

Yeah good thread, this.

I used my csb about my granddads mate sucking the chocolate of Brazil nuts in the Foffa thread. :-(

I'm just going to ask.

Is this the same as the sugared almonds one?

He gives brazil nuts/almonds to his carer every day etc?

I'm retiring on the New Year's Eve so I don't care anymore.

don't jinx it. have you not seen lethal weapon?

Maybe he's already in the bathtub and won't emerge until 2014?

^^ rep

My old man worked as a scenes of crime officer for years, and confirmed that burglars do indeed like to leave turds in the homes of their victims.

TBF sometimes he did too

draw your home invasions thread >>>>>>>

I'm just going to ask.

Is this the same as the sugared almonds one?

He gives brazil nuts/almonds to his carer every day etc?

No. I'm sure no one wants to hear it again as its not that good, but tough.

My Grandad had a mate who didn't have many teeth. Every Xmas someone used to give him some chocolate coated Brazil nuts. He used to suck the chocolate off and pop the nuts in a fruit bowl on his coffee table. He would leave them for guests to help themselves to. I just remember my mum telling us kids not to never eat the nuts.

Yup - thats essentially the same story.

Mine was with sugared almonds.

csb

Massive csb!

No. I'm sure no one wants to hear it again as its not that good, but tough.

My Grandad had a mate who didn't have many teeth. Every Xmas someone used to give him some chocolate coated Brazil nuts. He used to suck the chocolate off and pop the nuts in a fruit bowl on his coffee table. He would leave them for guests to help themselves to. I just remember my mum telling us kids not to never eat the nuts.

Yup - thats essentially the same story.

Mine was with sugared almonds.

csb

Basically, don't trust old people.

draw your home invasions thread >>>>>>>

Just between you and me.....
A colleague of mine, now retired, was formerly on what was known as our Marine Section. Late one evening he and his crewmate were checking on the security of a boat owned by a certain British/Israeli friend of Michael Jackson. It was insecure as it turned out.
It just goes to show the strength of the boat owner's powers as every piece of cutlery on that boat ended up bent.

Ha!

I for one am a happy taxpayer if that's how our boys in blue have chosen to use their time. Money well spent.

More police stories please, savage!

This one time, at police camp, I took a truncheon and.......

I've got a few classics but if I blurt them all out now there'll be nothing left for when I retire. Some are funny (maybe), some are serious and some are interesting (maybe).

1. Dr Kelly - done, nothing to see here.
   
2. Ufton Nervet rail crash
   
3. Operation Bracknell (post tsunami)
   
4. Operation Overt (bottle bombs on planes)
   
5. All sorts of ther bollocks when/if I can remember it - I didn't know how to spell oligarch until seven months ago.
   
6. Official Secrets Act - discuss
   

Whole officer savage thread necessary. If we get Luci and Savage together something really epic might happen.

Is he a gentle lover?

No, no he is not.

but he is generous.

50p a go is not generous.

If by gentle you mean debased...?

There will still be a reach around though, won't there?