Tourney: 2013-10-06 - Sun - BFF (Bicycle Film Festival) London tournament

Extra extra points for l-plated (instead of noob?) lefties...

Also goals count for double when scored by someone new.

[]Every team must contain one noob bike polo player (introduce your friend to bike polo)
[]Extra points will be awarded to teams that contain two noob friends

Nice idea.

You'd need four loaner bikes available.

Total noobs? :-)))

Wait, is noob rude?

Yeah it was originally meant as an insult in computer games to mean someone who was new and didn't know what they were doing.

Yeah it was originally meant as an insult in computer games to mean someone who was new and didn't know what they were doing.

Sounds perfect to me.

Yeah it was originally meant as an insult in computer games to mean someone who was new and didn't know what they were doing.

that's totally not rude enough to not use.

If you were a 13 year old boy playing battlefield, it's basically the worst insult that exists...

#or30andplayingbattlefield

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I think the only people noob offends are veterans who think they've got nothing left to learn.

Shut it, noob.

Can we call the Nubs?

Nubes ... pronounced like pubes.

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It's not how many o's that makes it offensive, it's the number of exclamation marks are one's after it:

Noob!!!111!!!!!!1!!

Update on top of the page...

I like this newbie thing. I might well be tempted (total polo first-hand polo experience so far: one try-out day). I still don't have a bike that it's really feasible to play polo on, though. Is there any chance I could blag a reasonably large bike (around 60cm seat tube) from someone?

You've been threatening to play for years, Oli...

Do... It...

If any team will have me, I will. I just need to find some gullible people who won't know what they would be letting themselves in for. :)

If any team will have me, I will. I just need to find some gullible people who won't know what they would be letting themselves in for. :)

I don't. Just show up on that Sunday! :)

I think thedutch means "you" don't. Teams will me made on the day with people being swapped around.

Sounds fun but I am confused by the absence of a list.

Sounds fun but I am confused by the absence of a list.

Since there are no teams there is no list, but lets start one to see how many people are interested...

1. Ninjette
   
2. thedutch
   3.
   

1. Ninjette
   
2. thedutch
   
3. JonoMarshall
   4.
   

1. Ninjette
   
2. thedutch
   
3. JonoMarshall
   
4. Oliver Schick
   

1. Ninjette
   
2. thedutch
   
3. JonoMarshall
   
4. Oliver Schick
   
5. Mrak