LFGSS CC - LFGSS Cycle Club

I am more than happy to help with the IT.

You do know that Velocio does for a living don't you?

Cos I'm not sure I do.

That microcosm thread might as well be written in Sanskrit as far as I'm concerned.

Just to be clear; I can't read Sanskrit.

You do know that Velocio does for a living don't you?

Nah. Unaware.

Computer whizz.

Lolz

I'm putting that on my business card.

Cool. My bad. Noted now.

I think he fakes it with computerspeak (bit like the rest of us really)...

Sorted Link removed. Sorry about the mix up.

Velocio saying he is quite good a computer geekery is like me saying that I am quite good at eating pies and drinking too much.

I know which is the better life skill.

It's computer geekery that leads to drinking too much that then leads to needing to eat all the pies

Agree with all comments and posts regarding lack of sponsorship.....
For us, by us.....

I second the motion! (as modelled by TS)

Crikey, that picture must have been taken years decades ago, he doesn't look that good anymore.

1. Mr. Matt +jersey
   
2. stevo_com + jersey
   
3. Smallfurry + Jersey + Race
   
4. chief_scrutter + jersey
   
5. marnold + Jersey + race
   
6. Polka Dot +jersey +race
   
7. Sweaty + Jersey + Race
   
8. Bandage + Jersey
   
9. dr3wid + Jersey
   
10. shoreditch +jersey
    
11. ChrisFox +Jersey
    
12. Hudson +jersey
    
13. foudespaves + jersey
    
14. Ro700 +jersey
    
15. jochta +jersey
    
16. Mikey5000 +jersey
    
17. Dimi3 +jersey +race
    
18. turtle +jersey
    

Cool. My bad. Noted now.

No, your bad was using a spreadsheet to hold what should be rights be a database.

Spreadsheets are for visual calculation of tabular data. Using lookups = doing it wrong.

< also a computer whizz, but in a different context to VB.

Kick him whilst he's down etc etc

Don't you think that at less than 2000 rows of data he should consider Sharepoint or would you go straight to some kind of SQLserver backend?

#words wot I have heard the geeks use

Cool. My bad. Noted now.

It should probably be pointed out that the half of this forum who aren't graphic designers work in IT.

Don't you think that at less than 2000 rows of data he should consider Sharepoint or would you go straight to some kind of SQLserver backend?

#words wot I have heard the geeks use

Depends what traffic he's expecting but he's probably not going to apply MapReduce to it, and he may not be enough of a sadist for SharePoint.

It's computer geekery that leads to drinking too much that then leads to needing to eat all the pies

That leads to the darkside

Darth Kitchen

Darth Boy

Hi All are the compass beers still done reasonably regularly?

They are.

Yes, Norths is particularly lively, the others are a bit wank owing to being a bit far for me to ride home from. Watch out for wests as it is full of cunts, friendly cunts but cunts all the same.

Best advice is to turn up and look for the scruffiest most unkempt looking cyclists in the pub, that'll be LFGSS.

Norths is very good. Nice boozer, as long as you don't die cycling up hill you should be ok.
Souths has a burger which can only be described as a combination of sawdust and dirt. The last time I consumed it, I thought I'd eaten a knotted rope. It cleaned me out.
At one point East beers wasn't technically in east London. I didn't bother with it - wall to wall tossers.
West - the best selection of food and pubs on the planet. Obviously.

I second the motion! (as modelled by TS)

Fuck me, Joe's let himself go.