What do you think about while cycling?

wow, I should go on alternative routes more often, this is incredible

why the fuck am I cycling during rush hour. can't it always be night time.

Is my saddle too high?
Should my saddle be higher?

Todays thoughts:
Why can't I fit on my teammates TT bike; and why I don't have my own.

Currently thoughts drifting between Mercian, Talbot, Oak, Feather. Which builder to choose. Oh, then reality hits, just as I'm deciding on which wheels to have built, still need to sell that fookin narrow boat before I can get another bike. Ah well at work/home now. Ah, cup of tea and a fag.

Whatever I'm listening to with one ear - most recently The Name of the Wind and Coffee Break Spanish.

Quite often this is interrupted by "Why is this guy pedaling like crazy and nearly staying in one place? I'm pretty sure this is not what gears are meant for."

Please dont open your door its friday and I am sweaty

"I need new shoes."
"I need new cranks."
"I need new wheels."

"Why do I never have any money."

''... thank you. I am grateful to life, for having two healthy legs I can use to ride, for my health... thank you. I will ride for life'

Bugger me, this road surface is a bit shit. I wonder when councils will stop using the recession as an excuse to not maintain the road.

This white van.... that's just started turning right < ten yards from me across my path... I'm think I'm going steer left and aim for impact over bonnet rather than smashing into the side of it..

curse this lopro

"What the fuck have they done to Railton Rd?!"

"That's a big butterfly .."

Hippy's 518 miles and how weak I am :(

"Oooh, a group of hot girls; better do an unnecessary skid to look kewll"
"Ohh shiit, this is gonna hurt" - When i see a massive pothole and have no room to avoid it.

"why is my workplace so near"

I should really get some new brake pads.

This creak is annoying
Why does a BB service cost so much
Why do the tools to do it myself cost so much
I wonder how long it's got left...

I wonder how long I can put up with that creak

"What the fuck have they done to Railton Rd?!"

What have they done to railton road?
Nothing much has changed in quite a while, just those jut-out bits that make cars overtake too closely.

"I should really sort out the brake cable that's not quite sitting properly in the lever"
"STOP RATTLING PLEASE"

^ That
and
"Either I'm unfeasibly slow today or these peds are mutants"
"Are these peds mutants?"
"I wonder if any of them can hear my thoughts.."
"DON'T MOVE, I'M GOING BETWEEN YOU"
"Ah you fucking moved"
"Stupid peds aren't even mutants"
"What type of mutant would I be and what would I do with my abili...GREEN LIGHT FUCKING GOOOO!!"
"Bastard red. Hurry up and show me some amber, I wish I could trackstand"

Going up hill - "I hate riding fixed"
Going down hill - "WHEEEEEEEE I LOVE riding fixed, just hope a car doesn't pull out and runs me over"
"I wonder if my legs would hurt less if i got a 17t cog instead"
Rides over a medium sized piece of gravel - "I knew I should have gone with more expensive tyres hope these vitoria zaffiro's can survive another minute"
"Is she checking me out .. or my bike?"

If the first two thoughts are true you should consider gearing down.