What do you think about while cycling?

"...an' if all the flys were one fly ...oh what an enormous fly fallfolpar that would be, oh yes..."

bastard wind!!!

"Why the fuck didn't I tighten that saddle tilt bolt before I left the house?"
"Why didn't I bring my fucking allen keys with me?"
"Shit there goes one of my testicles into my stomach."

Pages from Ceefax.

After starting to ride clippless I'm constantly thinking about when to unclip or not.
This will become second nature in no time. :)

"...Siren FX ..."Warning! Warning! entering *Canon Street Free-form pedestrian crossing Zone...*set Phasers to stun.."

What the fuck is with these sunglasses, I never realised my face could sweat this much while not even exerting myself!

Am I going to have a run in with some stupid James Hunt!

Should of had breakfast

Thank fuck it's Friday!

"...I wonder if it's possible to do a track stand on a CBF125.... Ooops...nope..."

GiRLS

"...Hmmmm... should I risk a small toolkit on 44 mile ride tomorrow?"

"fuck you, and you, and you, especially you, and you, and even you"

^ But not in a sexy time kind of way, I presume?

Nah, I'm not a window shopper.

I tend to go in and have a wander around before I decide.

Today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPP-zz1t6-k

"I'm in Hackney. Hmm, wonder if I'll spot Oliver or skydancer...?"

"I'm in Brixton, I'll probably spot TS or hillbilly...."

"I'm in Dulwich...etc. etc...

London: one giant stomping spotting ground.

Bread...

Milk...

Cheese.

I might get some olives.

Tomatoes..

etc.

"Jesus there are suicidal peds eveyrwhere today"

i think about how terrified i am at the thought of encountering indra on the road, as i am not sure he thinks about anything, let alone self preservation

Sausages not peanuts.

Roasted sausages?

You can roast my sausage

Seriously these sunglasses... I wonder if I can cut ventilation holes in them somehow....
How criminal is it to be in work on a day like this? sigh
I'm gonna get sooooooooooooo sunburned on the ladies ride tomorrow.