Cvndsh

Very happy a forumengerer is partaking of these laborious fruits, hwvr,

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I want a frame, so I can make Cuntsh out of it.

Give me a fucking break. He's already made more money than most people will in their entire lives. He's likely to have a ten year or more career. You make him sound like bloody X-factor winner. I'm pretty sure he can make a decent living without tying himself to Nike who are, always have been and always will be, a sack of shit company.

Blah blah blah.

Cavendish is worth between five million and seven million at the moment, which is like a small lottery win these days. Elite sportsman in other fields are getting that much a year, probably a fuck of a lot more. His contract with Sky was about 1.5 million, and Quick Step have probably matched it, just.
He'd be a fucking idiot not to capitalize on that in any way possible at the height of his fame, you know that. Look how quickly Wiggins is getting shoved towards the door - if Froome wins this year and next then Sir Wiggo will be consigned to the history books and the sponsors will fuck off to sign with the Next Big Thing.
No, Cav is welcome to sign with whoever he likes at the moment, and good luck to him.
With luck he'll make as much money as a second division footballer by the time he retires.

I agree with Will. I don't care what kind of unethical amounts of money other sportspeople make in comparison. Cavendish is a legend of the sport now, and his future's secure whatever happens. I hope that when he retires from the sport he has enough savings/income to enjoy a stress-free life for him and his family, just as I'd wish the same for anyone. He's probably being coerced into this kind of thing by vultures who want to get rich off his name.

Ultimately, actively seeking the state of being rich is an act of violence.

This forum can be a right sack of cunts!

Gee, it's compliments all around today. :-*

I agree with BMMF, who agrees with Will, who disagrees with Luci.

LLO, THS IS DG?

I also agree with someone

No thre legs, I AM DISPNT!

It should have just been called CAV.
Or if they wanted to be risque. CNTNG CAV.

CVNDSH is silly.

Awesome, well done Tilover (and CVNDSH of course!)

Not sure about FST AS FCK though - someone else suggested MNX MSSLE which I definitely prefer.

FST AS FCK was only for the launch.

I'd go for NNC WHLR any time.

FST AS FCK was only for the launch.

Oh good.

FST AS FCK was only for the launch.

Thank heavens.

It's a shame really, the bike looked kinda nice, but you couldn't really see that through the lack of vowels and shouting.

I'd go for NNC WHLR any time.

Nonce whaler..?

Nonce whaler..?
They're the worst kind of whaler too.

This forum can be a right sack of cunts!

A long established forumenger lands THE top British rider's brand account and we take piss!!!

Tom - well done mate. I'm fucking proud of you.

Cavendish is well within his rights to make any dough he can with the time he's got, selling himself the same way Tommy Simpson sold himself with a brolly and bowler at the start of races.
Cav's light will burn bright, but short. Reap those rewards while you can, you wonderful short arsed hurricane!

And Tilover, good work on that promo.

Aye, pretty weak response overall.

I hope this doesn't come up in google results for Cvndsh search as it shows you cunts in a bit of a poor light.

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Fuck's sake, it's no different from folk having a dig at Rapha-if cnts take themselves so seriously they can't stick some banter about wnky FST AS FCK typisms for a new aspirational branding exercise cum cult of personality then they should probably off to BIEK RDAR with the rest of the humour police to uncritically fondle themselves over the Tour de Francis.

Truth is merkerting offers much to be lerfing et, just because it's Cav's new brand that a forumenger happened to be part of doesn't mean it's off limits, especially not with that fcking line.

^ stop reflecting poorly on all of us!

But it's all I'm good at...

I look in the mirror, and all I can see is forum shame.

better?

All I can see is a destitute Francis rocking himself backwards and forwards under some anonymous motorway flyover in a tattered halfords jersey and wondering where it all went wrong.

I look in the mirror, and all I can see is forum shame.

The shame. I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight.

All I can see is a destitute Francis rocking himself backwards and forwards under some anonymous motorway flyover in a tattered halfords jersey and wondering where it all went wrong.

He shouldn't have smashed it up so many hills.