Euromillions cycling dreams

^ Kings Lynn.... the place lottery dreams are made of.

FFS - I just burned a tenner on EuroMillions tix and scratch cards thanks to this thread.

i'd copy what the klf did and burn the whole lot .... but knowing me i'd forget to video it so i'd just be left with loads of unfulfilled dreams and a pile of expensive ash

hmm,

buy a disused quarry site. Something similar to what was used to make bluewater.

Convert it into a multi discipline cycling centre. A nice velodrome at the centre, a long crit circuit and MTB paths ringing the outside. top quality tarmac through the road circuit.

Use the spoil heaps to put in some decent climbs and descents. add in a friendly cafe and bike shop.

Run access to the circuits on a not for profit basis.

i'd hire some very good tax laywers to help me avoid paying tax ever again on my big money pile that i'd just won

I'd just buy the HMRC, sack everyone and turn all their buildings into air hockey parlours.

^This. But I'd repalce the building with an inflatable, bouncy-castle-style, equivalent.

FFS - I just burned a tenner on EuroMillions tix and scratch cards thanks to this thread.
cheers for adding to my winnings

according to Wikipedia there are £113 million worth of 1p coins in circulation. I'd corner the 1p market and still have change

I would purchase this.

according to Wikipedia there are £113 million worth of 1p coins in circulation. I'd corner the 1p market and still have change

nothing could ever cost xxx.99 again

you would put the 99p shops out of business with one foul swoop

here's me contemp[lating my robinsons barley water for possibly the last time ever

well apart from using 5p's and 2x2p's
but lets skip over that
it may well put the pound coin out of business though

oh actually thats not quite right

I would purchase this.

And a gorgeous baby blue fixie?

Negative, I'd spend the change on a taxi back from Murtle's new digs rather than try and tackle Col d'Reigatehill.

It's a rollover, don't forget to buy your ticket folks.

Imagine it's the lottery and no-one buys tickets.

I steal tickets.. from little old ladies.

Negative, I'd spend the change on a taxi back from Murtle's new digs rather than try and tackle Col d'Reigatehill.

I saw murtle on Monday, he admitted to slaining up the hills in Surrey!

If i win I will post on Saturday morning and the first 50 people posting on the thread can have £20,000 each to do what they please with. My work colleague who loves a stat has told there is more chance of me being hit by lightening than winning so don't hold your breath.

i saw murtle on monday, he admitted to slaining up the hills in surrey!

dtm.

My work colleague who loves a stat has told there is more chance of me being hit by lightening than winning so don't hold your breath.

You're infinitely more likely to win if you have a ticket though, tell him that.

Back to the dreams, I'd spend a cool mill on R&D for the ultimate weight weenie then give it to a kid to leave upside down outside his nearest chicken shop.

If i win I will post on Saturday morning and the first 50 people posting on the thread can have £20,000 each to do what they please with. My work colleague who loves a stat has told there is more chance of me being hit by lightening than winning so don't hold your breath.
this that the first 20 or the 20 after you posted that?!

If the first, its set in stone.
If not, im happy either way.

damn... its after you post on saturday....