Ride-by punching.

i'll be in e15 this evening awaiting a cure for my lumbar ache
please feel free to punch me as you cycle past
i'll be the one wearing trainers

That's no fun now.

When I was walking down on Beak Street in Soho, I got wacked in a head by a CitySprint courier whom I didn't see second prior to crossing the road, I later realised he just came round the corner from Lower John Street which explain why I didn't see him moment before he wacked me.

So yes, you did a cuntish manoeuvre, and deserve a kidney punch if you got hold up by a cab.

In America they call it 'ponch', like how they say 'mom'. And 'gotted'.

All troe.

When I was walking down on Beak Street in Soho, I got wacked in a head by a CitySprint courier whom I didn't see second prior to crossing the road, I later realised he just came round the corner from Lower John Street which explain why I didn't see him moment before he wacked me.

So yes, you did a cuntish manoeuvre, and deserve a kidney punch if you got hold up by a cab.

Yes but I didn't hit anyone, nor come close.

I will continue to do this when people don't look.

I just shout "Nice!" loudly to dozy peds, dishing out a punch is fucking madness. If that happened to me I'd have done my best to chase the guy kick his rear wheel out, what a chopper. Probably on here.

^^ Because you have the skillz to prevent a collision, yet your fork unquestionably exploded in Oxford Circus?

^^ Because you have the skillz to prevent a collision, yet your fork unquestionably exploded in Oxford Circus?

Pls, it was regent st.

Imagine if my fork had exploded if I was in front of a ped who just stepped into the road?
Would have been a lot worse for both of us.

Exactly my point.

so your current point contradicts your previous ones, or you gave up that random argument to start another?

@IndraRipper - a pedestrian might make a once-in-a-blue-moon error, and then feel threatened by correctional skidding. If I made a similar dumb but rare mistake whilst riding, I'd not take kindly to a car doing a correctional manoeuvre in my vicinity. I'd think it was a bit cuntesque.

Totally agreed. Some twat took it upon himself to 'teach me a lesson' after he decided I'd swung out onto the road in front of him (it wasn't my best move, but all I did was join the road from the footpath, was MILES ahead of him, and he shouldn't have been that near the kerb anyway) and proceded to drive just ahead of me, randomly swerving towards the kerb several times and almost making me run into him, while shouting and swearing about that retarded TV program that had been on recently that made cyclists look like idiots. FUCKING ASSHOLE. The only thing I learned from that was his reg number so I could report the prick for dangerous driving.

I can imagine the pedestrian would be thinking the same thing about any 'cyclist' that trys to 'teach' them anything through intimidating road behaviour.

Drive by flatulation is more my style...

Ultra Cuntylicious

so your current point contradicts your previous ones, or you gave up that random argument to start another?
Ubinscobled.

I probably shouldn't admit to this, however...

I generally react by approaching said miscreant and proceeding to invite them round to mine for afternoon tea ( nothing too formal ) where we can debate their shocking lack of spacial awareness and basic road safety.

It's a harsh lesson*, but it tends to work.

*I don't let them have any sugar for their tea

Someone from the Nun-punchers?

Peds are cunts, cyclists are cunts, drivers are cunts.

One man's acceptable behaviour is another man's cuntishness in extremis

I don't know where I'm going with this

I don't quite understand the humour but frankly the world is filled with boorish twits. It would be great if all people took on a human face and civility when they mount a bicycle but they don't. Twits remain twits, Palookas remain palookas.

Peds are cunts, cyclists are cunts, drivers are cunts.

One man's acceptable behaviour is another man's cuntishness in extremis

I don't know where I'm going with this

I think you were saying something about cunts.

In America they call it 'ponch', like how they say 'mom'. And 'gotted'.

All troe.

I'm gotting you added to the no fly list.

N5 is full of cunts and I'm one of them.

Thought this might have been a ped punching the cyclist. Happened to me in glasgow's famous gorbals. How we laughed.

Maybe he was trying to give the OP a bus-stop high 5, but timed it wrong.

^^Punched in the Gorbals.

heh.

N5 is full of cunts and I'm one of them.

+1

n5 is full of cunts and i'm one of them.

+1

+2 (n7)

A driver was cunt to me this morning so I was a cunt in return. It's all swings and rounda-cunts really