Ride-by punching.

I was crossing the road by the Snooty Fox (N5) about an hour ago when a guy, on what looked like a fixie, decided to speed up in my direction in order to dispatch a swift punch to my shoulder. I was already on the pavement so I really think that in this case it was rather unjustified.

I just wanted to come on here and point out that most people already seem to hate cyclists so WHY THE F*$K give them any more of a reason.

Don't be a tool to society whilst cycling your bike in the hood.

Rant over.

I was crossing the road by the Snooty Fox (N5) about an hour ago when a guy, on what looked like a fixie, decided to speed up in my direction in order to dispatch a swift punch to my kidney.

ftfy

Probably single speed. Those are the worst.

When I see pedestrians waiting about in the road not keeping an eye out for things I skid within a few feet and they get scared, maybe I shouldn't but I figure that'll make them realise that they need to keep a look out without needing to deliver a brave style kidney punch.

Also it's really fun watching them jump.

Could it have been someone you know?

Or someone that mistook you for someone else.

That area are full of tossers. In this case a tosser on a cycle. Bet he was on a create.

That was me. You had a wasp on your shoulder.

I hate wasps.

was it the first of the month... did he pinch you too ?

Time of the month.

maybe you should just be glad it wasn't a gun / drive-by shooting

When I see pedestrians waiting about in the road not keeping an eye out for things I skid within a few feet and they get scared.

Sound like a cunty thing to do.

Yeah that was me.
If I see you walking around outside again it'll be your teeth next time. Scum.

Sound like a cunty thing to do.

Yup but so is standing in the road with your back turned to on coming traffic/not looking before walking.

Nah, that's just stupid. It's the premeditated part that makes it cunty. I'm not calling you a cunt, BTW. It's just a cunty act. I'm sure many of us have done something similar when vexed/stressed.

I don't really like this term 'cunty'. I prefer cuntish, if it has to be a variant of cunt. Even cunt-like. I digress.

cuntastic

Serious Q to the OP but I'm intrigued to know what you wanted to achieve from this thread?

Did you think the perp might be ON HERE?

Do you think we need to be told that going round on a fixed gear bike punching people at random isn't cool?

I just wanted to come on here and point out that most people already seem to hate cyclists so WHY THE F*$K give them any more of a reason.

Don't be a tool to society whilst cycling your bike in the hood.

Nah, that's just stupid. It's the premeditated part that makes it cunty. I'm not calling you a cunt, BTW. It's just a cunty act. I'm sure many of us have done something similar when vexed/stressed.

I don't really like this term 'cunty'. I prefer cuntish, if it has to be a variant of cunt. Even cunt-like. I digress.

I can be very cuntacious, I just really hate it when people don't look where they're going, not just for me but for everyone involved in the accident they could cause.

Well I've learnt something, I was under the impression punching pedestrians was fine but now know different.

It is still alright to spit at them though isn't it?

The whole reason I built my new bike was so I could ride like a cunt and smash into things.

From the confession thread yesterday.

I can be very cuntacious, I just really hate it when people don't look where they're going, not just for me but for everyone involved in the accident they could cause.

Then don't let it get to you, just go round them and be on your way.

From the confession thread yesterday.

Not denying it.

Then don't let it get to you, just go round them and be on your way.

That's no fun now.

it wasn't me.. i wouldn't be seen dead or alive in N5.

It was me, I was dishing out free chiropractic treatment. Won't be doing it again if this is how you thank me.

@IndraRipper - a pedestrian might make a once-in-a-blue-moon error, and then feel threatened by correctional skidding. If I made a similar dumb but rare mistake whilst riding, I'd not take kindly to a car doing a correctional manoeuvre in my vicinity. I'd think it was a bit cuntesque.