Lfgss Forum Bidon / Waterbottle

The Milltag bottles aren't very good - Crappy spouts, narrow openings and nasty plastic.

Wildoo are still the bottle of choice for the discerning velocipedist.
Ah yes. Just read your other post on the matter: http://www.lfgss.com/post3624411-227.html

Crikey - a lot of design/manufacturer/cost suggestions already in this thread.

Does someone bossy just need to make a decision and do it now?

It's standard design decision paralysis.

I would stump up the cash and just order if I were handed a design I could be happy with.

With unicorns & glitter etc...

No Unicorns no bidon, this is LFGSS where compassion and tolerance rules. Nothing symbolises this site better than Unicorns.

Not fussed about glitter, people can spray that on themselves

Do not want any anodine modern clean designs that make me want to rip out my soul.

No Unicorns no bidon

No French website, no French words!

I won't let this lie.

Fucking "bidon" FFS.

What's wrong? Did your soigneur not fill your musette with a croissant this morning?

^ No euph.

^^ Ok, maybe a euph.

Bof.

pukes on bidon

1. Khorn
   
2. Fixedwheelnut x 2
   
3. Indra x 2
   
4. Croft x2
   
5. Eyebrows x 3
   
6. TW2 x 4 (2 x pink "Cunt", 2 x blue "Luffguss"
   
7. Mk1mark x 2
   
8. umop3pisdn x 2
   
9. Husy
   
10. alfie
    
11. BlueQuinn
    
12. amey
    
13. Eei
    
14. Ada x2
    
15. villa-ru x2
    
16. thedopestghost_ x2
    
17. knightlancer x2 (maybe more if they're pink)
    
18. Fahrgestell x 2
    
19. Frizzer
    
20. desouz x2
    
21. West Green
    
22. bothwell x2 blue "lfgss", x2 pink "cunt"
    
23. Aroogah x 4
    
24. jtrent90 x 2
    
25. almac68 x 2
    
26. RuffStuff xn
    
27. Mikey5000 x2
    
28. KatBalou
    
29. richardaldred x2
    
30. 6pt x 2
    
31. GarethHon x5
    
32. cliveo x6
    
33. hoefla
    
34. ncjlee
    
35. whitebait01 x2
    
36. Sanddancer x2
    
37. Sumo x2
    
38. Cazakstan x2
    
39. OK123
    
40. mands
    
41. Tyrrell
    
42. upstart
    
43. Dramatic Hammer x2
    
44. Dglshrn x2
    
45. Jewsef x2(1 pink cunt 1 blue lfgss)
    
46. Markgee
    
47. Lolo (if purist/podium/...)
    
48. jb000 x2
    
49. Swedee x2
    
50. Jezston
    
51. Lockside x2
    
52. Chw0112 x2
    
53. JaRyder x2
    
54. lae x2 in pink
    
55. Ramaye
    
56. Hovis x2
    
57. Iamnotarobot x2
    
58. Moserism x2 pink cunt
    
59. CasaSteve
    
60. SE1derful x2
    
61. fasih x2
    
62. MisterEd x2
    
63. Rox x2
    
64. WjPrince
    
65. rwn x2
    
66. fishmitten x2
    
67. Ciano x3
    
68. JMCD
    
69. loungelizard pink/purple cap/unicorn/geoff capes grizly face
    
70. wools x 2
    

The Milltag bottles aren't very good - Crappy spouts, narrow openings and nasty plastic.

Wildoo are still the bottle of choice for the discerning velocipedist.

eu-bottle are the supplier for wildoo. they also do smaller batches.

Good spot.

I'm going to design a bottle and buy 120 of the fuckers.

It will be pink.

It will have a unicorn.

It will say cunt.

(It may say LFGSS on it somewhere)

Design is not democracy, do it. I might buy one.

Any designers are more than welcome to send me stuff.

The spec is:

Pink bottle & cap (per the colours available on the eu-bottle site)

One side will be CUNT in block caps (comic sans pls) and a silhouette of a unicorn on the other - these will be glossy pink

LFGSS & the LFGSS strip can be printed no the upper part of the bottle.

Use the template on the eu-bottle site, for the 750ml big mouth bottle.

http://www.eubottle.hu/big-mouth-series/750-ml-big-mouth/80047

http://www.eubottle.hu/pdf/47.pdf

rapha font cunt is the way forward imo.

However as long as there is a swearword I`ll be happy

I'd buy one with some Tynan madness on it.

All that ^ guff can >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

This.
I am become death or else >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

1. Khorn
   
2. Fixedwheelnut x 2
   
3. Indra x 2
   
4. Croft x2
   
5. Eyebrows x 3
   
6. TW2 x 4 (2 x pink "Cunt", 2 x blue "Luffguss"
   
7. Mk1mark x 2
   
8. umop3pisdn x 2
   
9. Husy
   
10. alfie
    
11. BlueQuinn
    
12. amey
    
13. Eei
    
14. Ada x2
    
15. villa-ru x2
    
16. thedopestghost_ x2
    
17. knightlancer x2 (maybe more if they're pink)
    
18. Fahrgestell x 2
    
19. Frizzer
    
20. desouz x2
    
21. West Green
    
22. bothwell x2 blue "lfgss", x2 pink "cunt"
    
23. Aroogah x 4
    
24. jtrent90 x 2
    
25. almac68 x 2
    
26. RuffStuff xn
    
27. Mikey5000 x2
    
28. KatBalou
    
29. richardaldred x2
    
30. 6pt x 2
    
31. GarethHon x5
    
32. cliveo x6
    
33. hoefla
    
34. ncjlee
    
35. whitebait01 x2
    
36. Sanddancer x2
    
37. Sumo x2
    
38. Cazakstan x2
    
39. OK123
    
40. mands
    
41. Tyrrell
    
42. upstart
    
43. Dramatic Hammer x2
    
44. Dglshrn x2
    
45. Jewsef x2(1 pink cunt 1 blue lfgss)
    
46. Markgee
    
47. Lolo (if purist/podium/...)
    
48. jb000 x2
    
49. Swedee x2
    
50. Jezston
    
51. Lockside x2
    
52. Chw0112 x2
    
53. JaRyder x2
    
54. lae x2 in pink
    
55. Ramaye
    
56. Hovis x2
    
57. Iamnotarobot x2
    
58. Moserism x2 pink cunt
    
59. CasaSteve
    
60. SE1derful x2
    
61. fasih x2
    
62. MisterEd x2
    
63. Rox x2
    
64. WjPrince
    
65. rwn x2
    
66. fishmitten x2
    
67. Ciano x3
    
68. JMCD
    
69. loungelizard pink/purple cap/unicorn/geoff capes grizly face
    
70. wools x 2
    
71. Bibble x 3
    

Does a CUNT bidon,
thrown at another competitor during a sprint ,
qualifies as an insult ?

Therefore saving you being expelled.
0.34 here:
1997 Tour de France Stage 6 - YouTube

  >>>  >>>>>>>

Any designers are more than welcome to send me stuff.

The spec is:

Pink bottle & cap (per the colours available on the eu-bottle site)

One side will be CUNT in block caps (comic sans pls) and a silhouette of a unicorn on the other - these will be glossy pink

LFGSS & the LFGSS strip can be printed no the upper part of the bottle.

Use the template on the eu-bottle site, for the 750ml big mouth bottle.

http://www.eubottle.hu/big-mouth-series/750-ml-big-mouth/80047

http://www.eubottle.hu/pdf/47.pdf

+

rapha font cunt is the way forward imo.

However as long as there is a swearword I`ll be happy

= my purchase guaranteed

1. Khorn
   
2. Fixedwheelnut x 2
   
3. Indra x 2
   
4. Croft x2
   
5. Eyebrows x 3
   
6. TW2 x 4 (2 x pink "Cunt", 2 x blue "Luffguss"
   
7. Mk1mark x 2
   
8. umop3pisdn x 2
   
9. Husy
   
10. alfie
    
11. BlueQuinn
    
12. amey
    
13. Eei
    
14. Ada x2
    
15. villa-ru x2
    
16. thedopestghost_ x2
    
17. knightlancer x2 (maybe more if they're pink)
    
18. Fahrgestell x 2
    
19. Frizzer
    
20. desouz x2
    
21. West Green
    
22. bothwell x2 blue "lfgss", x2 pink "cunt"
    
23. Aroogah x 4
    
24. jtrent90 x 2
    
25. almac68 x 2
    
26. RuffStuff xn
    
27. Mikey5000 x2
    
28. KatBalou
    
29. richardaldred x2
    
30. 6pt x 2
    
31. GarethHon x5
    
32. cliveo x6
    
33. hoefla
    
34. ncjlee
    
35. whitebait01 x2
    
36. Sanddancer x2
    
37. Sumo x2
    
38. Cazakstan x2
    
39. OK123
    
40. mands
    
41. Tyrrell
    
42. upstart
    
43. Dramatic Hammer x2
    
44. Dglshrn x2
    
45. Jewsef x2(1 pink cunt 1 blue lfgss)
    
46. Markgee
    
47. Lolo (if purist/podium/...)
    
48. jb000 x2
    
49. Swedee x2
    
50. Jezston
    
51. Lockside x2
    
52. Chw0112 x2
    
53. JaRyder x2
    
54. lae x2 in pink
    
55. Ramaye
    
56. Hovis x2
    
57. Iamnotarobot x2
    
58. Moserism x2 pink cunt
    
59. CasaSteve
    
60. SE1derful x2
    
61. fasih x2
    
62. MisterEd x2
    
63. Rox x2
    
64. WjPrince
    
65. rwn x2
    
66. fishmitten x2
    
67. Ciano x3
    
68. JMCD
    
69. loungelizard pink/purple cap/unicorn/geoff capes grizly face
    
70. wools x 2
    
71. Bibble x 3
    
72. jochta x 2
    

1. Khorn
   
2. Fixedwheelnut x 2
   
3. Indra x 2
   
4. Croft x2
   
5. Eyebrows x 3
   
6. TW2 x 4 (2 x pink "Cunt", 2 x blue "Luffguss"
   
7. Mk1mark x 2
   
8. umop3pisdn x 2
   
9. Husy
   
10. alfie
    
11. BlueQuinn
    
12. amey
    
13. Eei
    
14. Ada x2
    
15. villa-ru x2
    
16. thedopestghost_ x2
    
17. knightlancer x2 (maybe more if they're pink)
    
18. Fahrgestell x 2
    
19. Frizzer
    
20. desouz x2
    
21. West Green
    
22. bothwell x2 blue "lfgss", x2 pink "cunt"
    
23. Aroogah x 4
    
24. jtrent90 x 2
    
25. almac68 x 2
    
26. RuffStuff xn
    
27. Mikey5000 x2
    
28. KatBalou
    
29. richardaldred x2
    
30. 6pt x 2
    
31. GarethHon x5
    
32. cliveo x6
    
33. hoefla
    
34. ncjlee
    
35. whitebait01 x2
    
36. Sanddancer x2
    
37. Sumo x2
    
38. Cazakstan x2
    
39. OK123
    
40. mands
    
41. Tyrrell
    
42. upstart
    
43. Dramatic Hammer x2
    
44. Dglshrn x2
    
45. Jewsef x2(1 pink cunt 1 blue lfgss)
    
46. Markgee
    
47. Lolo (if purist/podium/...)
    
48. jb000 x2
    
49. Swedee x2
    
50. Jezston
    
51. Lockside x2
    
52. Chw0112 x2
    
53. JaRyder x2
    
54. lae x2 in pink
    
55. Ramaye
    
56. Hovis x2
    
57. Iamnotarobot x2
    
58. Moserism x2 pink cunt
    
59. CasaSteve
    
60. SE1derful x2
    
61. fasih x2
    
62. MisterEd x2
    
63. Rox x2
    
64. WjPrince
    
65. rwn x2
    
66. fishmitten x2
    
67. Ciano x3
    
68. JMCD
    
69. loungelizard pink/purple cap/unicorn/geoff capes grizly face
    
70. wools x 2
    
71. Bibble x 3
    
72. jochta x 2
    
73. bendy x2
    

No French website, no French words!

I won't let this lie.

Fucking "bidon" FFS.

See also 'chapeu'. Cunts.

This is a sample of the bottle that will be used:

Would buy. When's it due? In time for the DD?

There's no design yet - You design lot need to get cracking.

Cocks, cunts, unicorns and glitter - I'll probably get round to making a thread about it soon enough.

It's possible I won't go with a transparent bottle - I've been told that the printing scratches up badly on anything other than solid or even white bottles.

I just need to decide if that's a material consideration, and may even come up with some wanky post-hoc rationalisation that the scratched up bottles reflect the entropy and decay of a forum that says cunt too much.

I just like the transparent bottles though.

in for TW2's bottles