For Sale: 'the worst pac bag in the world' yours for a oner

woah, woah, woah sweet child of mine, what's all this common sense you're bringing into my thread?

if i can't sell the thing i'll get my money's worth from the elitist dumbfuckery posted by the pro-muters

post to malaysia?

I'll post it to timbuktoo if monies are recieved first.

i do have to bob round to the post office today so could see about costs if you're serious.

I'll post it to timbuktoo if monies are recieved first.

i do have to bob round to the post office today so could see about costs if you're serious.

Planet express busy?

Malaysia's not in my a to z.

I'll post it to timbuktoo if monies are recieved first.

i do have to bob round to the post office today so could see about costs if you're serious.

Who is bob?

cereal?

bob is a verb, like bobbing for apples, as in 'i have to go to the post office...'

what other things would this bag be able to carry?

also if i wanted to fill it with pennies how much money could it carry?

what other things would this bag be able to carry?

also if i wanted to fill it with penis how much money could it carry?

You are scoble aicmfp

what other things would this bag be able to carry?

also if i wanted to fill it with pennies how much money could it carry?

ah bless, did you type that all by yourself?

i'm not sure your care assistant would let you play with pennies though as they can be a choking hazard unfortunately. sorry dude.

plus if i sold it to you i'd never get any sleep for worrying you'd suffocated yourself with it.

How warm is it?

It looks like it might be quite warm.

It's not 'hot' as in stolen if that's what you mean.

No I mean 'warm' as in temperature.

ah bless, did you type that all by yourself?

i'm not sure your care assistant would let you play with pennies though as they can be a choking hazard unfortunately. sorry dude.

plus if i sold it to you i'd never get any sleep for worrying you'd suffocated yourself with it.

of course i did

you should start an auction

Arfity!

No I mean 'warm' as in temperature.

oh temperature. he says he's pretty cool and asked if you could say hi to your mum for him

of course i did

mother of pearl! is that some sort of high-tech hands free interwebz wanking device? it's amazing what they can do nowadays.

oh temperature. he says he's pretty cool and asked if you could say hi to your mum for him

He's never met my mum so he can fuck off.

I'll say hi to her instead.

Inspired by this thread I have decided to flog random bits of tat that work has given to me, so I present this ID card lanyard, used once, yours for £25:

I've probably got a spare stapler and half a perspex ruler that I'll list shortly.

Is that a Staedtler, top left? Dibs if you'll post...

Which half?