Xx

thin and wiry

the sleeve has been tightened up?

You never told me you were waiting, contemplating.

I'm off to bed to dream of Frauleins covered in Coco Loco cake

I'm off to bed to dream of Frauleins covered in Coco Loco cake

Sweet dreams.

crumbs, thanks

you expecting his cast off crumbs of cake from the table?

i knew you two were close but this takes the soggy biscuit

No way Lederhosens here all mysteries will soon be explained.

What point is invade Poland?

When I invade Pooland I go via Biffins Bridge.

don't get your hopes up it's probably just her signature

x's in general should be applied in matching case, eg, 'xx' or 'XX'

lower case preferable.

mixing the cases probably means she's a sociopath. You could be in there.

She suspects you might be into blokes, so she's making her chromosomal status clear.

Always presume girls think you're red hot, regardless of how many 'X's they stick on a text.

With Pepé Le Pew-like perseverance and a rhinoceros-thick skin you will eventually wear her away into actually going to bed with you.

Incidentally, the only girl I ever bummed was German and I rather enjoyed it. Get stuck in, my friend.