For Sale: my arse

"Dibs if you'll split."

"Would you split?"

Too late...

Does it take an Italian BB or a British BB?

Not really interested in the arse but may take the harris if its still up for grabs

Could you work out postage cost? How much does it weigh? How does sand blasting and giving it a respray sound to you?

I'm looking for something I can really rag during the week, then at the weekends I just go cruising, any good?

"I'm looking for somewhere to rest my pint, any good?"

Try before you buy?

Looks like it's broken- split

Has it been crack tested?

Is that the soft ride version? Looks like the "does my bum look big in this" version

Finally - is it rear entry or front entry only? Ie I'd do anything for love, but I wouldn't do that....

Oops- powder coated?