For Sale: my arse

£319, no offers. no returns

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/My-Worn-Womens-Ladies-Black-Shiny-Lycra-Padded-Cycling-Shorts-Private-/00/s/MTYwMFgxMDY2/z/ShgAAMXQs6FRRkcp/$T2eC16RHJIkE9qU3kW0gBRRkcpCBpg~~60_1.JPG

pics coming?

Is that with postage included or collection only?

torn between this and half a bike, is it tight?

Dibs if you'll split

Is it reamed and faced properly?

What size is it? I'm quite big. I'm worried I might be too large for it.

What's the stand over height ???

How much life is left and can I come and give it a quick ride?

is that a dent in the middle?

How does it ride? Has it been lubed regularly?

Dibs pending measurement of the OLD/OLN

These demands a price war! Who is the first person to jump in and see if its a shitter

Would this be suitable for use -

OR THIS

On account of the unprecedented interest, this will go to a raffle; forum donation obvs.

Is that rust I can see coming through?

dry miles only?

how many skid patches?

pic added to OP, moar on request

Bibs included?

that's a woman, Jim.

Any chance of test ride ???

Can i dibs for a mate, then not answer your pms for a week?

Thx bai!

any manufacture warranty left?
what if it breaks in half?