Happy birthday Skully

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  • Oops, I missed that!
    Happy Birthday!

  • ^uncanny

  • Happy birthday Skully x

  • Bus pass looms

  • How the f did I evermiss that sketch^^^?!?!??

    And how the f does anyone notice it's someone's birfdy?

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    I think it was Skully's 30th, though the number of candles on his cake was always proportional to the size of the inside pocket in the overcoat he had been wearing during his 'shopping' trip to PoundLand that morning.
    Anyway it was quite a party. His parties always were. The home brewing craze of the 70s had never died out in Skully's home, though the ingredients, largely gathered from under the sink, were, at best, unconventional. And potent. Lethal in the right quantity and the right quantity for Skully and his rag tag band of friends, acquaintances and limping ex-bouncers was industrial.
    Skully had found himself a new lady friend, brassy, loud and with an imposing goitre. No one has ever accused him of an excess of delicacy. For much of the evening he wore his lady friend's underwear on his head with the hauteur that a victorious Olympian wore a laurel crown.
    Naturally, the evening's entertainment was of a type that less boisterous people would classify as gratuitous violence. Skully has a sense of propriety though and ejected two guests for using an old sailor's false leg in a manner for which it had never been intended.
    Yes, I think it was his 30th. You could have got very decent odds on Skully failing to see his 41st. At liberty, at least. But he has and for that we should be grateful.

    Glad I got to read this again.

  • What's a homepage?

  • you really are 42

  • Only kidding Ben.

  • so I think that is your birthday today, innit? Happy birthday Skully! I haven't seen you in ages! I love that vello sketch

  • hbcc. x

  • Happy birthday you lovely, lovely man.

  • Happy birthday, gorgeous... x

  • HB fella!

  • aw shucks.

  • Happy Birthday from down under.

  • and greetings from down catford borders way!

  • Happy birthday gorgeous, so young still x

  • Celebrate well.

    Now please accept my request and become my thirty-second LinkedIn contact.

  • Happy Birthday!

    No half-wheeling ;)

  • Lobe! Happy Returns! x

  • happy b'day Ben, hope youve been down the tavern for healthy cleansing ales with the S/E crew

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Happy birthday Skully

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