Official Free World Build

goodnight, sweet prince.

rip.

To echo the sentiment of others, a light has gone out; without so much as a flicker, and all we have left is the precious memory of how brightly it burned; and the warmth it gave us.

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"...like cutting a loaf with a doorstop, so are the days of our skrtluv"

Our skrtluv, which art in Canada
Hallowed be thy Bike
Thy bars change
Thy Bike's strange, with rack
or crusty pipe insulation
Give us this day our daily pictures
A minimum of three setups per day
And forgive us the funny .gifs
As we forgive your rubbish rap videos
And lead us not into anti-porn
But deliver us from puppykilling
For thine was ridiculous
Ugly, and impractical
for ever an...until your ban
Peace out.

Peace out gentle Skrtluv.

good riddance

Haters of the northmen.

Good News! skrtluv's pinkbike account has been active in the last 24 hours!

Praise the lord, he has risen.

http://www.pinkbike.com/u/cvcdx/

Why is that good news? he's a sexist idiot.

End of.

If he is an idiot who is sexist then it surely can't be his fault. If he were an educated sexist then....

Anyway back to the topic in hand- It has been bright enough in the morning and when I leave work to not have to put my lights on my bike, this is good news but I have had to compensate by moving my saddle forward by 1.3cm and rotating my bars by -23 degrees. Also with the rain this morning I gave my grips a 180 degree twist to allow for the change in grip on the roads.

grips? why arent you just using pieces of foam and bar tape?

What do you think my grips are made of? Pipe insulation FTW boy!

In fact it is quite hard not to twist them as I don't believe in securing them in any way.

I'm channeling Skrtluv's vibe hard here:

Since I got relegated
from LuFGuSS to Pinkbike
I've been able to say
Whatever I like
They don't take the mick
Outta griptape or bars
Average age is 15
It isn't too hard
To impress them
With a rhyme or a skid
If they get demanding
I'll show them my vid-
Eo, Yo, mad flow on the mic
I can chat shit
All day if I like

T'was a strange call
To delete my account
My Free World Build thread
Would never amount
To a pile of beans midst
The tosh spouted here
To Scoble's trousers
I couldn't come near
My recommendations for bike fit
It's true
Were questionable
But wouldn't you
Use plumbing supplies
Instead of Grip tape
Change your cockpit daily
I've got arms like an ape

I remain available
If your bike's unsaleable
If you've problems with your setup
Or even with your get-up
Need a homemade hat?
Yeah, I got that
Drilling up your saddle?
It's time to get rad, All
You Haters Suck My Balls

Peace

I'm a latecomer to this thread by by God I'm glad I did.

The responsibility is now upon is to keep this thread alive by posting our very own ridiculous bikes.
NEVER LET IT DIE

It's what he would've wanted.

It's what everyone wants (except Ed).

This image is probably gonna get flagged for being too large but SKRTLV isnt dead..

I just found him... "Rizers cos its raining".. Haterrzz can..

I took two sets of bars to the track day today.

It got warmer, so I switched from compacts to track drops, true story.

Sort of.

You also had two bikes!

apart from the angle of the photo, the bike looks relatively sane. do you think something bad has happened to Skrtluv and he is becoming more 'norm' since his banning?

So im thinking BMXbars would be dope on my ride- the local forecasters have said it is going to be pretty humid for the next week or so. I'm thinking the elevated position would help with that.