The Cat Thread

Guys, can you stop, please. If I fail my MA, I will hold each and every single one of you and your cats accountable!! :-P

Or, I was thinking, I could rewite my thesis withg this title:

The invasion of Cyber-cats, the social and psychological impacts on domesticated cats: The birth of the Turf War at my back garden.

Good topic to be writing about? Certainly more interesting than what I have been writing... and I have done all the research... on cats and cyborgs...

What about this one?

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Yup, same cat.

All cats lookalike?

Yeah, but some are bigger than others, or at least closer.

This youngish cat seems to enjoy killing and eating squirrels, but he doesn't eat the tails.

Whilst this older cat is lovely and cuddly, he is quite laid back and loves fuss and if it is cold outside he will snuggle up to you.

Yeah, but some are bigger than others, or at least closer.

Different colours and patterns...so is that animalist.

Cat update:

Tesla is currently sitting on the armchair by the fire

Higgs is asleep outside under a bush (post-traumatic stress from the now-departed kittens)

James now walks in, eats and fucks off again twice per day, which is in many ways worse than never seeing him at all. Genuinely makes me sad to see him now, knowing that he's just here for food and will then go straight back to the bloke who has stolen him.

Our cat is sulking cos she knows when the suitcases come out we go on holiday.

kitty just knocked over a wicker chair while we're all sat on the sofa watching a shit horror movie on the telly and i nearly shat myself. dickface.

Opie does not approve of my decision to spend the morning browsing the forum.

"Is that a mouse in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me ?"

Animal magnetism?

I really like opie, he is interactive and at least does more than eat shit and meow.

oh but when he meow's you really know about it.

I've started many a day chasing him around the house at 5am with murderous intent.

He is a proper character!

I have caught Patch licking her lips when she is sleeping... is she trying to tell me something?

She has not been happy with her meals laterly, I haven't changed the brand but think she is getting bored with them...

Or is she planning in her dreams best ways to eat her human pet?

You sure its just the forum you been browsing this morning? ;)

I watched some porn too, but if you're referring to the weird bulge in the picture, that is actually my hoody pocket. I was lying down.

My mum sent me a photo of this sweet kitten that she rescued outside her work that had been hurt in a fight and didn't move from outside her work building for 6 hours, they put him in a box and took it home. I need to visit before it gets bigger, look at it's cute face! She's called it Hamish tho....

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Yep there is a ginger tripod and white who can meow like they are in pain or trapped. Closing the door doesn't stop it and then I really get angry and threaten then with a hession sack, a concrete block and the nearby canal.

Let us not forgot the occasional shitting on the floor or meowing but don't want to play or cuddle. At least opie is interactive. Oh and standing on them when I am half asleep as they decide the best place to nap in on a stair. Then worrying that I have done them an injury.

Needs something for scale...how ickle is he?

Patch doesn't think I can finish my thesis on time, so she takes the matter to her own paws. How very kind...

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Tried and failed to tempt Higgs in today.

This is not a dig at you

So you currently have two cats that don't want to stay with you. James does not seem to want/like to be with other cats, by your admition, and he is coming back to feed so the new home don't seem to be feeding him. Can understand that it is very hurtful emotionally and financially annoying. Maybe it is time to let James go where he is happier and let him have new owners. This is coming from someone who's friends cat, whom I liked, was fed by another family in the street he lived. Even tho the family were asked and told not to feed the cat, they still did and the cat stopped coming back to my friends house. Try and think what is best for James and his happiness.

With the other cat, tesla?, from my experience my cat got annoyed with me for quite a while after I gave away her kittens. I made the mistake of not getting her done (historectomy) in time so she got pregnant and had 5 kittens and I got rid of 4 initially and then the fifth as the new cat did not get on with my parents or people in general. You need to do what is best for the animals and put your wants to oneside.

Yeah, Neil. You bastard.