Guided rides around Epping Forest ( aka Follow the strange tall man into the woods )

Sorry for bailing so early all, today I was obviously more of a marmot than a honey badger.

If your head wasn't in the right place for that stuff then you made the right decision.

After all, I didn't want you to hurt yourself, because then I would have had to go to the hospit....

Oh, hang on.

^ too rad for epping

1. Wha happun?!
   

1. Wha happun?!
   
   
   
   

Just back from the hospital - No broken bones, though it looks like Indra may have torn the ligament that connects his clavicle to his shoulder blade. He's on his way home with his mum now and will get some closer inspection in a couple of days with a specialist.

Painful stuff, but I'm so glad it wasn't something more serious :-/

Heal up soon Indra - come back fitter and stronger than ever!

He'll be ok. :)

l DON'T CARE HOW HE IS! I WANT TO KNOW THE HORRIBLE WAY HE FELL OFF!

;)

^ Howard pushed him into a tree.

Oh dear. HTFU, indra. Have you considered cycle training, etc etc.

He's on his way home with his mum now

Lol.

Seriously though, wishing you a swift recovery etc...

l DON'T CARE HOW HE IS! I WANT TO KNOW THE HORRIBLE WAY HE FELL OFF!

;)

Well to be honest, when Indra had been walked away by the paramedics, and the guy on full freeride bike did the same section, it looked easy. I don't know how he came off at all, actually.

Magnets, probably.

A white freeride bike? With a black helmet?

IR's lurking...

SHOOSH! cake recipe naow

SHOOSH! cake recipe naow

Hmmmm not sure whether I should keep it as Shoosh's secret recipe.

Well that was an interesting afternoon.... The afternoon that Indra lost all street cred. Pleased he got home eventually safe and sound. Time for some HTFU.

Huge rep goes to Bare Necessities for his professionalism today. I don't plan to ever fall off on a ride, but if I did I would want him leading it.

Rides are now officially closed.

I will now proceed to drink all the beer and then send inappropriate and abusive PM's to everyone :-)

must spread rep etc ^

@Indra - your mum is super cool and it was such a relief when I realised that she wasn't going to freak out!

Well she HAS to be used to it by now...

Just home, thank so much for the support guys!

Was told now its most likely broken there too :/

You guys were all so awesome BTW!

Just home, thank so much for the support guys!

Was told now its most likely broken there too :/

Oh no :(. Boo.

Let me know when I can post the 'Indra loses all street cred' pics.

Heal up fella. Well impressed by your composure - if that had been me I'd have been cursing like a trooper...between my self pitying tears. Man up etc not required.

BTW I have Indra's bike listed on ebay in safe custody. So if anyone wants to make me an offer as soon as he ~~pays the ransom/someone offers me more ~~ is ready it will be returned.

Forgot to say HI and NICE TO MEET YOU to Heavisides.

And also, Dicki, what the fuck man? Mad skillz yo!

^^ I'll give you £20 for the Thomson stem.

Oh wait, I already took that :-)

Heal up, Indra!

I thought these were rides around Epping Forest. Do you mean to tell me that you fools actually went through the forest?