Tour de France 2014

Was this the first time Kiriyenka has been on the front bringing the muthafuckin' pain this Tour?

<3

"It can't be bargained with, it can't feel pain or mercy, and it will stop at absolutely nothing until you are dropped!"

Kiryienka ride for Glory of Mother Russia

He's Belorussian. That's like calling a Scotsman a toffee nosed tory toff from Torquay.

The OGE bus is drunk again

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He's Belorussian. That's like calling a Scotsman a toffee nosed tory toff from Torquay.

Andy always crashing the taking-free-license-with-the-facts party.

No-one tell hippy

Go Cadel Rogers!

Andy always crashing the taking-free-license-with-the-facts party.

I'm a sub editor's dream.

Hint hint.

Someone once wrote "facts are the poor man's substitute for fantasy." That might have been me though.

That said, Ocelot Gruber's contract is up at the end of the Tour and is keen to continue his survey of mammalian attitudes to pro cycling.

hinthint

a toffee nosed tory toff from Torquay.

Mmmmmmm, toffee.

Here is a list of pro cyclists who seem to have developed superior gravity;

Rogers
Phinney
Kwiatkowski
Sagan
Martin

And the hustlers who just work around it;

Nibali
Contador
Evans (2007 vintage)

y u no Horner?

List of unicorns with anti-aging-anti-gravity and recreational micro-dosing habits;

Horner

A short list that one ...

Can I just say I called Porte right? I'm waiting quietly for my apology....

Can I just say I called Porte right? I'm waiting quietly for my apology....

Can I just say I called Porte right? I'm waiting quietly for my apology....

He's still a bit busy in the autobus. Perhaps wait until after the Tour.

I'm laughing all the way to the piggybank with OGE vs. Sky so it's a good thing Porte is still damaged although I feel for the guy.

Richie Porte is the lost Milliband brother. Looks just like Ed.

Apparently Mick Rogers was going to win the 2007 Tour, until he crashed out on Stage 8.

#deludedfuckingaussies

What was the dispute between Rogers and Voeckler?

Voeckler wouldn't work because Gaultier was chasing behind, and Mick didn't like it.

Voeckler wound't work anyway.

Apparently Mick Rogers was going to win the 2007 Tour, until he crashed out on Stage 8.

#deludedfuckingaussies

He must have been going well, if he felt he could compete with Contador and Rasmussen in the drag sprints on the Aubisque.