Tour de France 2014

also, "whom".

It's not a whom, I just eat too much.

Carbon bicycle fail compilation #1 - YouTube

The only reason there's not a similar compilation of steel or alu or ti is that youtube wasn't invented the last time anyone fast actually used that shit.

The problem, though, is that carbon fiber breaks are inconsistent. They are to blame for the high rate of crashes in the modern peloton.

Final, FINAL biek pic

Let's Enhance - YouTube

Phew, now at least we can sleep easy...or not

The sun should be out for the remaining stages of the tour.

#pray4nibbles

Must have been some fall to do this to your shoe/cleat!

Fuck me.

Is that a dremeled front bolt?

Rest day profile

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^ Got a chuckle or three out of that.

Do you think Tommy V really does practice his gurns? While all his team mates are sitting down to some macaroni pies with pasta, he's still training his face in the bathroom for the following day's efforts?

Hes got to look good(?) for the cameras right?

^ Got a chuckle or three out of that.

Do you think Tommy V really does practice his gurns? While all his team mates are sitting down to some macaroni pies with pasta, he's still training his face in the bathroom for the following day's efforts?

Surely he just alternates sucking a lemon and taking a shot of tabasco

Gerrans today I reckon. I can't see too strong a break being allowed to get away. Cannondale riders are going to be hurting like fuck all day.

Cheng back at the front for Argos?

I hope Sagan wins today. It'd be a pretty extreme, but not impossible, stage for him, which would be fun, and he'd finally stop making that depressed face in every interview. "Boo hoo, only green. Wolverine sad."

Perhaps he needs Hulk painted on his frame....

I hope Gerro goes over him at the line by a tyre, just to see if Saganwagon pulls better tricks the day after.

He's over the Hulk. Next year is the Green Lantern, though.

I hope Sagan wins today. It'd be a pretty extreme, but not impossible, stage for him, which would be fun, and he'd finally stop making that depressed face in every interview. "Boo hoo, only green. Wolverine sad."

Except Wolverine doesn't get sad. He just gets even by ripping your throat out, bub.

Well he's doing a piss poor job of being Wolverine then. Much more Charlie Brown.

Here's him and Gerrans for Hippy:

Actually, that may have been the photo finish of him and Trentin.

This is what he did to his domestiques in the team bus afterwards

Lemond and Bernardino have some amazing colour coordination going on today. They must be rooming together to have picked their clothes.
Plus, Lemond's cough, is he a smoker now?