Tour de France 2014

^^You trolling? In the tour, two years ago, Porte beat him by 1.13.

Ok.

Not trolling, just asking a question.

Worst day ever to be in an all-day training session. The fuck happened?! Is anyone left in this tour?

buys tickets to Spain for next month

ITV just shown footage of Sagan no-hand wheelie-ing up the final climb. Not sure what to think.

^^ The shark is back in yellow after all the breakaway efforts faded.

Contador broke his bike and himself.

It was more entertaining than that sounds.

respect to nibali, impressive acceleration. looks good on the bike though it looks like he sits slightly to one side. anyway, lot more racing to come. even though it looks like yellow is decided

I'm not sorry to see Contador go. He wasn't exactly repentant about the clenbuterol was he? The sport can do without the likes of him.

Porte was strong as Froome's deputy last year and would deserve a tour win, but does he have enough of a team left around him to win?

I still think Nibbles can and should win. He can ride the hell out of that bike.

Fractured tibia for Bertie.

Fuuuuuuu...I picked a shit afternoon to be stuck in a tedious training session...

Ohhh... that picture of the pat on the back, Bert and Rogers... that made me well up a bit. But then I got teary watching the clip of Froome abandoning (I don't sleep enough, alright?). I don't massively like either Froome or Contador but it's horrible to see people so utterly wrecked and to know that all their training (and possible other preparations...) were for nothing.

He still finished 26th, blimey.

He also did the final turn of pacing for Nibs.

First to post a gruesome pic of Contador's knee wins a prize.

You've got red on you

Left knee looks like kermit the frog

Who will AG2R ride for now with Bardet and Peraud up there I wonder?

So has it been confirmed what exactly happened to cont?

Timeline of bikegate seems to have been Nico Roche gave Bert his McLaren Tarmac then when Roche swapped to his spare bike Berts orginal bike got run over by.

Bert and McLaren

Snapped Tarmac with race number 31

Riding 20km with a broken leg must mark him out as some kind of hard man.

Or, as with Scarponi, serve as proof that the drugs do work.

Aww, Nibali sending a message to his wife and child that Uncle Vino will let them out of the basement for a short phonecall on rest day

You must spread rep etc

Who will AG2R ride for now with Bardet and Peraud up there I wonder?

Ahhh Bardet in white so probably him. Don't think there'll be many rest day mega lolz. They must all be absolutely fucked.

So that completely snapped s-works has been run over and not a result of the Bertie crash??