Tour de France 2014

The Guardian is saying he has not.

They announced just before the Contador crash that he'd rejoined.

Is the whole of the stage being broadcast on 5 live extra this year or just the last hour or so like last year?

What if Bert gets back and just keeps on pushing?

The Guardian is saying he has not.

No, he's remounted his bike. Was a false report Freuro Spor' says.

You missed the joke there.

Never mind.

Still missing it! Hey ho.

Machado now back in the 'ton

Gallopin's Ridley looks pretty hawt.

Still missing it! Hey ho.

Ho Ke is on his fourth Canyon frame because all the others have cracked/had other faults.

That Movistar fella's steerer tube snapped mid-race last week.

Gallopin's Ridley looks pretty hawt.

The Ridleys and the Lotto-Belisol kit to match are great.

He gawds. This is going to rip open the good 'ol steel is real debate again.....

(Imagine these parentheses contain a popcorn eating person emoticon)

Still missing it! Hey ho.

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That Movistar fella's steerer tube snapped mid-race last week.

I thought that was a mechanic error?

Itv4 say that Ridley frame was sprayed yesterday evening shipped overnight built up ready for depart this morning, looks ace, chapeau!

Any idea of when the stage will finish?

If I an going to miss the end due to commitments I want to start coming to teeth's with it now...

Is there an official schedule or such like?

Contador's famed popularity with other riders being put to the test here.

We need one of dubtap's pubic service announcement posts explaining the exact circumstances of Contador's crash.

Silly phone typing.

Gallopin's Ridley looks pretty hawt.

The Ridleys and the Lotto-Belisol kit to match are great.

Itv4 say that Ridley frame was sprayed yesterday evening shipped overnight built up ready for depart this morning, looks ace, chapeau!

Oh right yeah, the special yellow one.

The normal ones look good too.

I bet those cooker hood things don't work.

Pubic?

I bet those cooker hood things don't work.

I can't be the only person to have Googled them. They're not cheap.

But they are German. And quiet.

Like Tony Martin.

Ha!

Any idea of when the stage will finish?

If I an going to miss the end due to commitments I want to start coming to teeth's with it now...

Is there an official schedule or such like?

Official website has it at between half five and six local time, so subtract an hour.