From a scooter perspective...

I see on the active members looking at this therad that young Vespaboy is still here. Yet no comment on the responses from the cyclist fraternity? Feel like you've had your arse slapped? Good boy ... run along now :)

I posted on iPhone which keeps me "active"...
Just read all your replies, thanks for the kind words ahah ! It feels to me that you guys feel persecuted on the road and you then feel the need to be angry as others on forum like this one !

Well, as someone said its Friday so I'm pretty chilled. Just wanted to make you aware of what's on scooters riders mind, that's it.
Have a good week end all.

trolls ride scooters?

Nah this place has been popping all day yesterday as well. It must be time for the annual forum angsty cry wank / meltdown / LFGSS Xmas party .

ftfy

loads of big hugs lots of beers drunk lots of friendships re aquainted

You can both get the fuck out of my way.

Sincerely,

Driver of 149

Well, that was well worth setting up an account for. I don't think I have ever laughed so long or so hard.

Come on, someone, set up Taxi Driver, this is comedy gold.

You talkin' to me?

Come on, someone, set up Taxi Driver, this is comedy gold.

I believe that film has already been made?

It's getting better! For a while it looked like being just another pile in and kick the OP LFGSS hate-fest but now the hilarity is flowing!

Can vespaboy answer me this: Why don't scooteringists know how to work their indicators? Two following each other this morning left the flashers on all the way down Walworth road. Morons unable to properly operate their vehicles....

Mood killer

Can vespaboy answer me this: Why don't scooteringists know how to work their indicators? Two following each other this morning left the flashers on all the way down Walworth road. Morons unable to properly operate their vehicles....

Some sort of dogging based signal?

If I'm in the middle of a bus lane waiting behind a bus/taxi and a scooter or motorbike comes up alongside I'll scoot over to the left so they can share the space next to me, but otherwise I'm sticking to the middle of the lane because that's where it's safest, sorry.

scoot, scooting?

nominative determinism in action

scooting Scoot

or,

Scoot scoots

Scoot scoots for a scooter.

Moron...

'City, canary wharf, London bridge.'

^ the area's in which scooter riders and the most idiotic.

i bet he's a banker

• bastard
  

My problem with Scooter riders is they are great big wimpy bed wetters who are not man enough to ride Motorbikes or fit enough to ride Bicycles.

What it all boils down to^

I just hope you don't exceed the 30mph speed limit ANYWHERE on your journey or you'd come across as a complete hipocrite cunt telling other what they should do whilst flouting the highway code yourself.

i hope you are a squeaky clean moped-ist and break no rules of the road

He rides a scooter, I very much doubt he goes faster than thirty...

?

^Great minds, etc...

I ride bikes, motorbikes, a scooter for a laugh n drive, I don't have any problem getting past bikes. Pass them wide like u would a horse, seem to be the only cunt around here that does, everyone else just rails past a few inches away grrrrr
It should be legal to educate them in the street

Can vespaboy answer me this: Why don't scooteringists know how to work their indicators? Two following each other this morning left the flashers on all the way down Walworth road. Morons unable to properly operate their vehicles....

Cos they're bellends?

Most of the time just vastly inexperienced, and completely unaware of their vehicle. Indicators left on is the biggest giveaway of a noob motorcycle rider.