2012-11-01 - b&d's served his time - bid him goodbye...

Dubai?!

Fuck me, funny what love can do to a man

Mate, you working Sunday? I haz a ticket for QPR v Everton, I'll swing by

I'm not, but I'll have a jar or two with you if you like.

I should be over there about 2, KO @ 4

You know any boozers that'll let us in? Last time they had goons on the doors checkin tickets, weren't lettin Everton in anywhere....all got marched to The cuntin Walkabout!?

I know a couple. The doris in the QA will be alright. There might well be a few QPR in there, but that's life.

It's alright mate, they won't detect my Scouse accent. Oh....

Plasticaccentitis?

I can do a ream Danny Dyer accent!

You'll fit right in.

Try not to get arrested, detained or imprisoned while you're there.

I'll be there a couple of years at least and I fully expect a scumo visit...

Last time I went to Dubai our rented 4x4 got stuck in the desert.

But later that day I rode a camel.

Fuck that, I'm buying a Porsche.

After I've swapped the missus for a herd of camels.

A Porsche is DEFINITELY going to get stuck in the desert.

Don't worry, he'll treat it likes he treats his bikes. He'll never actually use it, just pose with it.

What's the fixed wheel "scene" like in Dubai?

What's the fixed wheel "scene" like in Dubai?

There isn't one. It'll be me.

First The Beatles break up, now B&D throws himself from the good ship LFGSS. What of tomorrow? It is but a shadow in the mist.

The Stones are still going...

Yes, but they're hardly Westlife are they. To this day I sleep under my Westlife duvet cover. You cannot break our bond.

You're a Kian type of guy...

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