Tourney: London League V

Oh FFS!

(for chukker)

You say fuck that yo holmes fuck this
I'm the king ad-whammy and your dick butkus

I want cash.
hahahhaa

I say 'For', you say ...

You so fit piquetron!

(for chukker)

You say fuck that yo holmes fuck this
I'm the king ad-whammy and your dick butkus

One half sociology and the other half soul
His name's Chukker V, not Billy No Goal

^win.

John can you bring my league patch to Bristol too please? Thank you.

Is the league finished yet? My table needs updating.

Where's my patch, kidz?

Snoops, Ali? Have you played? Has one of you forfeited?

We do need some sort of resolution sooner rather than later.

forfeit x 2

x 10!

This is a farce. Call it, John.

I'm not going to. Alakazam could get an advantage if I do. Those two will have to work it out between them.

Who has to forfiet for you to get the advantage and what does this advantage consist of?

Forfeit!

We move up a spot if Might Beasts forfeit.
Badgers team get second if Green forfeit.

It affects places (as much as any of this actually matters).

What if both forfeit?

The game has not yet been played and we have not decided who would forfeit. I wasn't aware that this was our decision, I doubt we will come to an agreement on it.

This is all quite exciting. Do we submit all communications to a judge or something?

What if both forfeit?

Then both Alakazam and Badger gain a spot.

Are you actually actively trying to get the game played.

Or is it not going to happen?

If not, then this is just pointless bureaucracy, and I really don't care what the outcome is.

We filled out a Doodle poll for Ali but I haven't heard anything back yet. I'll email now.

Hehe...forfeit Rupert!!

The game has not yet been played and we have not decided who would forfeit. I wasn't aware that this was our decision, I doubt we will come to an agreement on it.

This is all quite exciting. Do we submit all communications to a judge or something?

i did say in bristol that i would be excited to see you and ali in wig and gown.

but really the game is forfeit. both teams should be docked points. Everyone else played games inside the league window. We just didnt use all our players. its both your faults. (email trail) All of your faults! Your all idiots!!

(come on dave get in here and help the rage)

save it for league IV