'Music' festivals: a total ripoff, for clueless cunts.

Who needs music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7qGzoGKEB4

Love the bit at the end, where the camera pans right to the five or six lads all watching on, looking bored and nonplussed.

Probably waiting for their last beans to kick in so they can hear whatever music it is the others are dancing to...

Or the DJ to change over. It must be time for Ratpack now.

That is quite beautiful though.

There was nothing like the inevitable wait to get out of the car park and coming crashing back to reality.

remember doing that kinda thing at train stations waiting for the milk train.....

"Are you going to keep dancing?"
"Until I remember where I put my car"

@EB you gonna go to I.O.W now? you pellet

@EB specifically, Bletchley train station

Oh yeah, for you youngsters out there Noel Gallagher played Voodoo Ray on Desert Island discs yesterday, my mum told me

I listened to a bit but his voice and his pedestrian choices made me switch off

What's a Voodoo Ray?

bit like a Steely Dan

The same Noel Gallagher who hates dance music?

yeah but he lived 200 yards from the hac

@EB you gonna go to I.O.W now? you pellet

this, been offered tickets, but just know I will be the 30 years too old sad fuck gurning and scaring the pretty young things

@_Leon gonna take Jules, ha ha ha! Full on funking fat Elvis sure gone blow the young pellets minds......

u wot m8?jules. can he stand up for half an hour?

dunno m9 we will find out eh? Marie can't make it, you blown me out after asking numerous times, gotta take someone eh?

flog the tickets and come to mine and play what we want to hear for 48 hours instead

nah gonna get my straw hat, my toms on, ironic T shirt - basically this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YzyaPgSHZc

Aye!

does anyone want a single Bestival ticket? They are still on sale for £195 - £150 posted?

not sure this is the best thread for that. glws.