'Music' festivals: a total ripoff, for clueless cunts.

I watched some of download on sky arts and the bands they were highlighting were pretty fucking awful too. Yous ever heard of Fearless Vampire Killers? Jeezo, what a bunch of nonsense.

^this, i too bemoan teh lack of van morrison and level 42...

Spiv Denmark.

https://mobile.twitter.com/dunta90/status/614938157835001856

White kids singing along: "... n**ger...". Cringe.

Nagger?

Listening to middle class white people whinge about how much they 'jolly well dont like the Kayne, no sir, not one bit!' is worth the ticket price alone. Moreso when you consider the alternative was the fucking foo fighters.

but the foos are all rockish riffs and sing-a-long stirring chorusesessess - just what i jolly well do like

just skimmed through a few mins on iPlayer

all I hear is raptor badger......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLZVLQUY2wE

Both shite and wouldn't pay to see either of them. Thats why I didn't.

Lionel Richie is putting in a solid day's work. He is a fucking OG pro, mind.

This clueless cunt is off to Green Man festival in August. I'm really looking forward to it.

who? lionel richie? yoo wash yor facking maaf aaaht.

The Fall - all I've watched

Taylor Swift last night was mint...

Anyone who says they don't love Taylor Swift just a teeny bit is lying.

i feel the same way about lionel richie.

You know that picture you posted above isn't Lionel Richie, right?

It's former Ipswich town man Chris Kiwomya.

Is it a double bluff tho...

Now to relive Charlton '76.

the chem bros - not a single blowing hard, hair pasted, eyes rolling, tongue lolling gurner amongst that crowd of well behaved children - i despair

I'm going to Port Eliot, possibly the most middle-class festival there is. It's like Radio 4 in a marquee.

Very good line up though.

#teambourgeois

that could be a hoot, y know, if you spike the punch with acid

mashton
Saw the first thirty seconds of him and ran away. It was quite funny as there was a completely naked, ripped, black guy on someone's shoulders, right at the front. Waving his dick at Ed and getting on camera as often as he could. Good work.

#skyremote

::Uturns back to Yate's Wine Lodge, Lewisham high st.::