'Music' festivals: a total ripoff, for clueless cunts.

Why would he pronounce it like an illiterate Aussie?

Because he's an illiterate Englishman?

'Illiterate' being somewhat superfluous in that context...

Don't make me search the forum for your spelling mistakes, bitch.

Putting my serious hat on for a minute, there's a lot to love about the East Mids and about 1000 times more character than the entirety of the Home Cunties

Why are they called Home Counties?

Groby always pronounced Groby and not as it should be, Grooby

^^ And far **fewer **Chelsea and Liverpool fans

Indicative of why Marky was earmarked for getting out of Leicester.

Don't make me search the forum for your spelling mistakes, bitch.
Mark's spelling is good. You won't find many. :)

Pork pies are from Melton Mowbray
Banks's, Now owned by Marston's is from Wolverhampton

Leicester is shit, apart from Samosas and Englebert Humperdink

Hope this helps.

I stand corrected...

Which means Leicester has piss all going for it...

Leicester square?

shit too.

^^Yeah, whatever, at least you got to hear Gaye Bykers on Acid.
You poor bastard :)

My Kiwi mate, top lad, deliberately mispronounces English words and place names on the Tube quite loudly so he can feel all the Brits wince and grit their teeth.

I'm a Brit but its quite funny.

#csb.

I've got tix for Sabbath in Hyde Park on Friday...

It clashes majorly with the World Cup quarter finals...

Think I'm gonna flog mine...

My Kiwi mate, top lad, deliberately mispronounces English words and place names on the Tube quite loudly so he can feel all the Brits wince and grit their teeth.
I'm a Brit but its quite funny.

The first rule of antipodean club is don't mention how we get our kicks..

I've got tix for Sabbath in Hyde Park on Friday...
It clashes majorly with the World Cup quarter finals...
Think I'm gonna flog mine...

How much?

Is it BYOB (bring your own bat)?

An Aussie colleague of mine tried to book flights to Hogmanay to spend New Year there.

The twat.

I've got tix for Sabbath in Hyde Park on Friday...

It clashes majorly with the World Cup quarter finals...

Think I'm gonna flog mine...

Apparently they (and Arcade Fire and Neil Young tix) were going for £2:50 last week? either an IT cock up or a desperate measure to shift tickets depending on who you ask.

My Kiwi mate, top lad, deliberately mispronounces English words and place names on the Tube quite loudly so he can feel all the Brits wince and grit their teeth.

I'm a Brit but its quite funny.

#csb.

this is very good. reminds me of: https://twitter.com/usasoccerguy

An Aussie colleague of mine tried to book flights to Hogmanay to spend New Year there.

The twat.

An English lass I work with was astounded to find out 'Madagascar' was actually a place and not just an animated film.

Why can't somebody buy flights to Hogmanay?

because all the flights have been redirected to Rosh Hashanah.

LA Confidential is not a French film.

A long but interesting read:

http://bristlingbadger.blogspot.co.uk/2014/07/glastonbury-2014.html?m=1

Glastonbury was amazing as always. Many laughs were had interspersed with some quality music.

Stand out...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p021bkxm/glastonbury-2014-jack-white-on-the-pyramid-stage#group=p0216f14

My first glastonbury was unbelievable. as ^ Jack White was amazing. Went to Kelis on Wednesday in Dalston to try and hold on to the buzz but only tided me over til I see Libertines tomorrow. I'm so hoping they aren't shit...

christ, you're a sucker for punishment. hats off.