'Music' festivals: a total ripoff, for clueless cunts.

I want me some of the camping equipment left behind. I know it'll probably be piss riddled, but there's always going to be some pillock that will leave a £200 tent to be dumped.

I left a shitty pop up tent behind once because the fucking thing wouldn't get in the bag.

My exact words as I threw it across the field were FUCK THE FUCKING FARM.

I think they go around picking up tents now to donate to refugee camps.

Total Glasto bingo spot in Herne Hill late last night... Pimped out bay window VW WestFAILia camper van, wellies, short shorts, band t-shirts, floppy hats, beards, panda bear suntans, unpacking tents and WHY into the street...

I actually LOL'd as I walked past...

Why?

As in "what is WHY"?

what have you

Ah. Thanks.

By the way, was it a red camper? If so, they're my neighbours.

I liked Lana Del Rays dress. She is seriously hot. Not sure about her performance though, it didn't seem all that from the comfort of my living room

Any body see footage of Haim at Glasto. The girl on bass has the best facial expressions ever..

next level toilet face.

Lana del Rey lets not judge her on her looks

Haim are ridiculously overrated - seriously, why do we need Suzi Quattro again?!

So Matt and Skully have turned into Lynx...

Didn't have either of them down as sex pests myself...

Blah, blah, blah... do we need Suzi Quattro again?!

Less discussion of every women's looks/outfit/if there hot or not would be nice though. ta.

By the way, was it a red camper? If so, they're my neighbours.

No, it was blue... And not one of the many I see around the neighbourhood...

SERIOUSLY pimped...

you knows it....redneck noise dude

Any body see footage of Haim at Glasto. The girl on bass has the best facial expressions ever..

Yawning or screaming?

Let's ask Ed...

What the FUCK do Arcade Fire look like these days?? Reckon I've got another few Glastos in me, it's ace, people who rag on fests are just bitter pubes sensitive about their inability to rough it for a few days

Metallica are the worst. Polished but fundamentally an embarrassment.

Also, Clueless Cuntfest, can't wait. I'll do a bass guitar improv piece in the POC Tent.

metallica: who you call when RHCP are busy.

Embarrassment is right. Pedestrian chundering adolescent nonsense. Worst drummer of all time. Not one of them has a musical bone in their body. Urgh.

Right...fuck it...I'm gonna say it. Disclosure were fucking awesome, and I wished I was there. Went in 2010. Pure sunshine. Met a girl. Fell in love. Best festy ever by a fucking mile. Don't get why many of you lot have got your knickers so twisted.