The Olympic Flame - A sweepstake

Ainsley Harriott.

Jeremy Clarkson

Gary Glitter.

Vernon Kaye.

Peter Sutcliffe

That bloke of the 'Go Compare' adverts would give a lot of bang for his bucks.

Hologramatic trio of Jimmy Saville, Roy Castle and Robin Gibb

Jimmy Savile

^^ Get out of my head!

Bob carolgees to light it
Spit the Dog to extinguish it.
John Terry to refuse because the flame is an 'immigrant'.
Bernard Cribbins to finally do the deed because he definitely isn't dead yet.

Bang. Great minds etc

Hologramatic trio of Jimmy Saville, Roy Castle and Robin Gibb

That would be ace, like a BBC version of the end of Return of the Jedi.

Tupac hologram.

Hoy, Cav or Wiggo. Obvs.

bernard cribbins is dead

Cribbins will be worked like a ventrilaquists dummy by Nicholas Parsons

Bob carolgees to light it
Spit the Dog to extinguish it.
John Terry to refuse because the flame is an 'immigrant'.
Bernard Cribbins to finally do the deed because he definitely isn't dead yet.

Fuck it. Tell Parsons it's still on.

Hoy, Cav or Wiggo. Obvs.

All three driven up to the cauldron by the chuckle brothers on their trusty bike contraption

Brad, Bradley or Wiggo. Obvs.

(Says Daily Star)

This would be brilliant.

They did have an underpant lining, but it's perished.

Jonny Rau

ool

isn't his son riding in the velodrome at the olympics ?

father son combo perfect choice

Graham Norton.

Too soon?

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