The Olympic Flame - A sweepstake

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  • So the flame has weaved its way across the country, exciting every man, woman and child to the marrow of their bones. Although I am slightly disappointed that no photographers were around to capture Prince Harry lighting a bifta off it yesterday.

    Only one last act remains before the Olympic Flame is burning high above the stadium.

    Who will light the Olympic Flame?
    A sweepstake.

    The shortlist is;
    Jessie J
    Geoff Capes
    Tony Blackburn
    Elaine Paige
    Eddie 'The Eagle'
    Jimmy Krankie
    Bob Carolgees (and Spit, the dog)
    Steve Ovett
    Paul Daniels
    Philip Schofield
    Angus Deayton
    John Terry
    Liam Gallagher
    Banksy
    Sue Barker
    Guy Ritchie
    Gary Linekar
    Graham Norton
    Dawn French
    Michael Barrymore
    So Solid Crew
    Bernard Cribbins
    The Very Reverend Dr Rowan Williams
    Lembit Opik
    Christine Hamilton
    Barry Crier
    Fearne Cotton
    Simon Weston

  • shortlist !

    can't be so solid crew they're all in jail these days
    and bernard cribbins is dead
    terry will be there obviously but just as a hanger on'er
    he'll sneak in at the last minute and snatch the torch off the elderly rodger bannister and claim all the glory for himself !

  • Cribbins will be worked like a ventrilaquists dummy by Nicholas Parsons

  • You forgot to add Charlie Booker, Lord Lucan and our own Tynan.

  • David Beckham

  • Brian Blessed should do it.

    I read one bookies stopped taking bets on Roger Bannister after some sizeable bets went down backing him.

  • Chris Hoy, from a lit fart.

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    http://profesorbaker.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/wheres_waldo-massive-crowd-of-people.jpg

  • Will & Kate.

  • the only way i'd like to see will and kate near the torch is ......

    on top of the pyre

  • Winner; Steve Redgrave.

  • Should be the Queen. Have to be Brain May now that Mercury is dead.

  • Dwaine Chambers.

  • srlsy, wtf do i win !?

  • Princess Diana.

  • Dodi Fayed.

  • Ant & Dec.

  • Bob Diamond.

  • david dickinson

  • Sir Fred Good(great)win.

  • Jim Bowen.

  • Duncan Norvelle.

  • Eamonn Holmes.

  • Floella Benjamin.

  • James Martin.

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