Tour de France 2013

What happened to the tongue-slinger Tommy V?

Group 3 @ 5 mins

My armchair is telling me Griepel will win after all the work OPQS have done - just read that Steegmans has been dropped. He's also wondering if Valverde will end up 10s behind Quintana in the GC? Fingers crossed.

Back to Wiggins for a bit.. Just looking at yesterday soreawaySun while in the takeaway and he was spotted and photographed in Wigan at a local club 10 TT on Weds eve..

Imagine it. "Look at that cunt all in Sky Rapha kit.. Oh.. Wait"

Waiting in the start pen at the Etape, we saw a fullkitwanker in the next pen across.

"Look at that cunt all in Sky Rapha kit.. Oh.. Wait - it's Shane Sutton"

#csb

You guys have got attentive armchairs. Mine just smells of stale farts and tells me i'm a lazy bastard.

Waiting in the start pen at the Etape,

Take it to the roadie douchebag thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Will Contador do another sincere Youtube vid telling Alejandro how much he loves him and that he's sorry for attacking when he had a mechanical?

Shiiit - Saxo bank splitting the group again - can see Froome desperately chasing...

Really enjoying this stage. How come Porte managed to get dropped?

Take it to the roadie douchebag thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ex-roadie again now. it was a short and sweet affair.

(see U've bin indra'd for details)

Cuntador dropping Va Va Froome?

Carnage.

Skelator being gapped, Porte AWOL...

Please can they stop saying contador thinks this is the best team he has brought to to tour for years, I mist have heard that 20 times in the last week

Sagan and cav in the break - this is nuts.

It's like listening to stoners talking about the best hash they ever smoked.

Interesting development. Don't think Saxo-Tinkoff will get away with it, but hats off for trying.

Yes how did Cav managed to get into the break away. Must have really been on the ball to catch that

Bollocks. Been in a meeting for the last 40 minutes and come back to this.

They must have read your post Lynch, thought 'fuck it, yeah. Hammer down.'

Mental day so far - almost hard to keep up with what's happening.

Outstanding.

Mrak, put the pint down and update us.

I'll be there later. Will post when it's done.

Kittel ain't winning this one.

This. Is. Fucking. BRILLIANT!!

Better have an ad break then