2012-09-14 - Guinness; lucky number 7

I'm not at all well. A client has just guessed my age as 42.

If me wee fat legs can make the speeds u lot roll at ;-)

I'm not at all well. A client has just guessed my age as 42.
what kind of job requires you to play geussing games with the clients?

Male escort.

I dusted off my tux and came out of retirement for one last hurrah...

Fatoldbloke, will you be riding from west london?
think so, what time u taking off?

^^ good man, will you be sporting the Tux this evening?

6 pm on shepherds bush green in front of defectors weld
i'll pm you my number

I dusted off my tux and came out of retirement for one last hurrah...

Before reverting back to the good life as a gentleman's fluffer

Thats buttler surely?

6 pm on shepherds bush green in front of defectors weld
i'll pm you my number
cool, I will be riding my defective welding

• Spoke cards.... check.

• Labels and marker pen.... check.

• Moser lo-pro..... check.

• Guinness hat.... check.

• Urgent client work that must be done today.... ohhhh F...k.

Will be there folks but please "get the party started" as soon as some team mates are in position with the semtex.

ive totally not been able to shake this stomach bug ive had since tuesday.

feeding it guinness it is then

noone ride behind me

Rotten.

Ada still hoping to ride with ya but don't worry if I'm too late. Going to try and leave fulham by 6.10.

^^ ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I will be last. The HipShopSled anit so quick! [but can be folded into a taxi when u can't walk]

noone ride behind me

wish I wasn't in Shropshire right now...

vitamin G today... i have had plenty of training these past three weeks

i don't think i've fallen off my bike drunkenly enough recently, so might head along for this.

noone ride behind me

you on the scissor tonight?

I'm out, I'm a total herb :(

One day I'll make the Guinness ride.

i don't think i've fallen off my bike drunkenly enough recently, so might head along for this.
oh god!

i don't think i've fallen off my bike drunkenly enough recently, so might head along for this.

ah good, I was debating not coming after my last forum appearance, you saying this makes me feel a bit better so I might still turn up

i don't think i've fallen off my bike drunkenly enough recently, so might head along for this.

Don't worry, you can have a night off tumbling, it's my turn to lean ;)