What are you afraid of whilst cycling

Custard

I fear no custard

media cars

I have to stop reading this, it's opened my mind to new and terrifying ways for my premature death on the roads of London.

Will be checking every part of my bike now for anything loose. A bit like when after watching Silence of the Lambs aged 10 I had to check behind every door of rooms I walked into, for about a year.

Being spotted

being hit by a bird

Just don't grope them and they won't slap you. I mean, really.

death in all forms

being hit by a bird

Being hit by a turd.

Donkeys.

Squirrels with suicidal tendencies

Lambs.

Fixed.

Ha, only on my plate. I reckon I could dodge a lamb. Full grown sheep, on the other hand...

Oh, and camels. There's no dodging a camel.

Smoke a different brand then!

Gravel rolling under my wheels, that sliding feel as bike goes over, then the gravel rolling into my leg where my skin used to be.

noddergedon

... fear itself.

me too. That is all.

The idiots

horses.

Do horses ride bikes?

I know they love a moped.

With me I am still afraid of punctures while out cycling. No matter what tyres I use I always a puncture sooner of later. Maybe its because I ride a bike with narrow tyres as I found I used to get far less punctures when I used to ride a mountain bike with wide tyres. I think it is because the rubber on narrow road bike tyres simply is not thick enough.

There is a solution polyurethane foam tyres like Green Tyre or Amerityre but these can only be bought online as I haven't come across any bike shops that sell them.

Photographers

Pornographers.

With me I am still afraid of punctures while out cycling. No matter what tyres I use I always a puncture sooner of later. Maybe its because I ride a bike with narrow tyres as I found I used to get far less punctures when I used to ride a mountain bike with wide tyres. I think it is because the rubber on narrow road bike tyres simply is not thick enough.

There is a solution polyurethane foam tyres like Green Tyre or Amerityre but these can only be bought online as I haven't come across any bike shops that sell them.