People with silly and / or stupid names

Marmaduke Thweng, 1st Baron Thweng

More of a cool name tbh

I once helped a student on a biblical studies course called 'Im Genesis'.

About as strong a contender for noministic determinism as I've ever heard.

HR Department. They were called Perpetual Darko.

Ditto.

Stalin

One of our contractors has an employee called Stalin, he's from Ecuador though.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46835573

Water UK, the industry body, says wipes will need to pass strict tests to gain the approved logo, Fine to Flush...
Andy Drinkwater, who is in charge of the tests, said one product, from Natracare, will meet the standard.

@spotter

Stalin is a fairly common name in parts of India, yes it comes from Joe S.

I knew of a Mr & Mrs Condom, called their daughter Juanita.

Ha I was at school with two sisters with the surname Condon and Andrew Hymen

Denuclearisation of North Korea "will take a long time" says retired South Korean general Chun In-bum. "We still need a lot of substantive actions to be taken by North Korea"

There was a French rugby player called Jean Condom, think he played second row - remember the legendary Bill Maclaren's commentary at a lineout, 'and the huge Condom rises above the rest...'

Edit - just done a bit more research here - Mclaren also said, 'There's Condom, the French lock with the interesting headgear', and when he had battles with Ireland's Willie Anderson, the Irish fans produced the banner, ‘Our Willie's bigger than your Condom'.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jan/18/vote-dildo-for-indonesia-rivals-for-president-find-young-voters-hard-to-please

I met Kim Cocking this morning.

Angry Paul Nodder, aged 37, chased the rider in his car and deliberately knocked him from his bike at more than 20mph – causing cuts, bruises and severe grazing.

Here's a good place to use some of the silly names in this thread

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Minar Pimple, the senior director of global operations

The new CEO of Nintendo is called Doug Bowser

Met a woman yesterday. Last name? Gash.

Girl in my wife's school...pronounced Ledash....expecting it to be written LeDache? Nope. Written Le-

Yup

Miss Gash? Not as much as I used to.

I've heard this story. Is it in Surrey?

Famous urban myth, unless you have some evidence.

Brum

Went to school, well they were the year below me, with the Anker twins, Mark, and you guessed it, Wayne. What were the parents thinking?