People with silly and / or stupid names

Andrew Piper

Ha. I know him.

Saw this in the local cemetery and photographed for the thread.

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My ex girlfriend was called fanny....

Just dealt with a guy called Robert Sleigh at work.

Bit late for the season but there's a Dutch banker called Rudolf Reinders: https://www.linkedin.com/in/rudolf-reinders-18bab9/

Edit: I've reposted myself. Whoops

Probably fake but...

Phil McCann.
(having just come back from a run out of petrol episode)
https://twitter.com/phi1mccann?ref_src=twsrc%5Eappleosx%7Ctwcamp%5Esafari%7Ctwgr%5Esearch

Then there was Dr. Gay Hitler, son of George Washington Hitler, who was a local dentist who served the community for more than twenty years in the early 20th century.

from a story about Circleville, a US town founded by people called Hitler, around 1800.

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Met someone whose wife's name is Supaporn.

definitely a keeper. does she have any sisters?

There used to be a Gynae round the corner from me called "Dr. Kohkluv". Near a GP called "Dr Willy Gross".

probably only amusing to people from le colonies.

https://www.africanadvice.com/1251411/Gynaecology_And_Obstetrics/Bellville/Dr_Snoek_C/

Doctor Pornsak has a clinic in Patong, Phuket.

https://www.topnews.in/client-claims-top-uk-barrister-charged-her-250-pounds-hour-even-having-sex-2144376

In legal papers filed before the London High Court, Anal Sheikh, 48, claimed that she enjoyed secret love trysts with high-flying solicitor Marc Beaumont, 46.

Anal Sheikh!

And Beaumont, I'd have thought he'd be too busy riding his bike to be banging Anal Sheikh!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-43705388?SThisFB

Adam Leaver may have been named by his remoaner parents:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/apr/23/capita-carillion-outsourcing-local-elections-aditya-chakrabortty

On LinkedIn I am connected to a guy called "Ket Amin" who seems genuine
For those on LinkedIn worth checking out the column on the right of people also looked at

Farcebonk's chief technical officer Mike Schroepfer is being questioned by MPs today.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/live/2018/apr/26/facebook-chief-mike-schroepfer-faces-grilling-at-mps-fake-news-inquiry-live

In German, "schröpfen" means 'to milk, to bleed dry' and is often used in relation to financial misbehaviour. "Schröpfer" would be 'one who milks, bleeds dry'. The name may, of course, have a different origin.

Must have been a planned line from The Evening Standard

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Barrow and Furness MP John Woodcock said he was told in December that the complaint was being referred as a potential breach of the Labour Party's policy on sexual harassment.

Mrs hell and I are at the cinema. The credits roll... I had to check...

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm3206851/

My brother knew a Wayne Ankers through work... I'd change my name to Sean Paul Ankers...

I thought this was a hoax at first, but Snopes claims it's true.

https://www.snopes.com/news/2018/06/01/methvin-arrested-drug-possession/