People with silly and / or stupid names

Mate of mine at work just a meeting with two ladies, one was called Purvi Daiv.

Purvi

Daiv

and Purity

For srs.

Just read that the president of the Luxembourgeois cycling federation is called Jean Regenwetter. The surname means 'rainy weather' (literally 'rain-weather') in German.

http://www.radsport-news.com/sport/sportnews_84297.htm

There is a Lara Porn at work.

She must have trouble with email filters.

This one takes some beating:

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Todeskino

The surname means 'cinema of death' in German, but is clearly derived from another language. I wonder what its etymology is.

Beverley Weatherly is someone i regularly deal with in work. Always lights up my day.

We have a Furqan Ahmad.
I pronounce it with a scouse lilt for full effect

I've sold cars to -

Jonny Gash
Robin Shorthose
Bob Brownsword
and Catherine Kitcat

William Wang popped in on Saturday

Mr Boakes called me today.... even the respectable mature receptionist was lolling in the kitchen

I used to deal with a Chris Beaulettice in a previous job.
We used to see who could call him Crispy Lettuce and get away with.

We all thought we had, when in hindsight we probably didn't.

I get e-mails every day from a Jenny Taylor, lovely girl.

There was also a chap called Bengt Koch (pronounced exactly how you think) who was chairman of Atlantic Container Lines for years.

One of my sales guys just sold a car to Jamshed Tata!

Just found Mr Donger on our database

My grandmother was a Boakes

Randy Bullock is a kicker in the NFL. And a contradiction in terms.

Unfortunate surname.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25261578

Vijay Nar - sadly not working in Gynae

Danny Dyer's daughter is called Danni.

That's just ... sad.

Nigel Lawson's daughter is called Nigella!

There is a Lara Porn at work.

I reckon this one is pretty amazing.

I get orders sometimes from a Puangporn Sopitpong. Not that amusing on paper, but jolly good fun to say.

We've got a contact for work called Tawat, and he is one.

Student from last year was called Mercedes Ferrari. Another one had the surname Gnatzi, which doesn't look so bad on paper but when you say it out loud...

Has that double-barreled surname thing from FB been around here? Find it, it's funny.